Right, I finally got around to seeing it, and-
Seriously though, this is the kind of Star Wars movie I've been wanting for years now. Finally, a Star Wars film that isn't afraid to mix things up and deviate from the formula.
What I loved:
-SPACE BATTLES! HONEST-TO-GOD SPACE BATTLES!
-Ordinary people being the heroes for once instead of Jedi.
-K-2SO was definitely a show stealer with his hilarious, brutally honest observations. Chirrut Imwe also had some great moments ("You're kidding, right? I'm blind!"). Consequently, I had the most feels for their respective death scenes. Speaking of Chirrut, it was great to see another Force-sensitive that isn't a Jedi or Sith. Also, "Keeper of the Whills..." I see what you did there...
-All the call-outs to the Expanded Universe, both old and new; I practically squee'd when the OG Juggernaut came roaring over the ridge, and the Hammerhead corvette scene is probably the closest we'll ever get to seeing KOTOR on the silver screen. It was cool seeing Saw Guerrera again after
Clone Wars, and there were several references to
Rebels, from subtle name-dropping via Yavin IV's PA system to the
Ghost participating in the space battle.
-Gray areas in a setting known for its black-and-white morality. The Rebels aren't all squeaky clean goody-two-shoes and the Empire aren't comprised entirely of psychopaths...at least, not when it comes to the rank and file. I felt genuinely bad for the deaths of some Stormtroopers. Take the one with the scuffed-up armor on the Juggernaut, for instance. The poor blighter looked like he was sick of his job and just wanted to go home.
-CGI Tarkin was nothing short of jaw-dropping. If it wasn't for subtle giveaways in the animation and the slightly-off voice actor (they should have gone with the one from
Rebels, he sounded like the real deal) I would have sworn it was a clone of Mr. Cushing himself circa '77. Red and Gold leaders were also quite impressive (also, RIP original Red 5. Why are the chubby pilots always the first to go?).
-The Empire having an effective military? Surely you jest! Seriously though, Rebel ships and soldiers were dropping like flies.
-Goddamn, that scene with Vader at the end was
terrifying. It touched off long-forgotten memories of the first time I saw him as a young, easily frightened child. It was visceral, brutal and blatant fan-service...and I loved every second of it.
Stuff I didn't care for:
-The movie is all over the place at first...literally. I liked seeing different locales and all, but the degree of planet-hopping was overkill.
-The whole mind-reading tentacle monster scene stuck out like a sore thumb and contributed nothing to the movie. It would have been more effective if Saw or one of his lackeys interrogated Bohdi Rook or simply threw him in a cell to rot.
-"Be careful not to CHOKE on your ambitions, Krennic."
-The Rebel council scene with the "we'd better surrender now!" bit. It ultimately served no purpose other than for Jyn to give a generic "we just have to BELIEEEEEEVE in ourselves!" speech. It also made it seem like the Rebel Alliance wasn't all that committed to its cause if it was willing to roll over and die that quickly. Besides, it's not like anybody believed they were going to go through with it; we've all seen
A New Hope, for crying out loud!
-Certain plot points were not only predictable, but telegraphed too far away. This robbed some of the more dramatic scenes of their intended emotional weight.
-While the model for CGI Leia was impressive, the animation plunged it straight into the Uncanny Valley. Shame that's what the movie ends on.
What I'm torn on:
-The exhaust port retcon. While I can appreciate the attempt to plug what many saw as a huge plot hole in
A New Hope, another part of me feels like it undermines the symbolism behind the Death Star. Prior to
Rogue One, everything you needed to know about the Empire was summed up nicely by the immense battle station. Its size and destructive capability demonstrated the Empire's limitless resources and utter ruthlessness, but its Achilles' Heel also illustrated its boundless hubris ("your overconfidence is your weakness") and over-reliance on technology, faults that came back to haunt them time and again throughout the Original Trilogy.
By making the exhaust port weakness an act of sabotage it succeeds in making the Empire threatening again (something it needed after being defeated by Ewoks in RotJ), but it also detracts from the theme of its arrogance being its downfall. It also makes the Death Star's ultimate destruction more of a shared accomplishment between Luke, Jyn and Galen. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for average Joes and Janes getting the spotlight; it's one of the many reasons why I like
Rogue One so much. It's just that it has the unfortunate side effect in of further diminishing the importance of a protagonist that has been gradually overshadowed by Anakin (aka "Space Jesus") from the prequels and Rey from TFA. After all, what good would that Force-guided "one in a million" shot have been if Galen hadn't been on the Death Star project?