Rude Awakening?

[interspark]

what is the silliest, strangest, most annoying way you've ever been woken up?

im a cat owner so its nothing strange to wake up with a cat sticking its face and inch from my own, but one morning, when that happened, i shoed the cat away and went back to sleep and soon after i was woken up again, in the same way BY A DIFFERENT CAT! i think theyre trying to tell me something...

 

[Valiant The Gamer]

I was in a dream on a boat eating everything and then it sunk and i sunk with it and then i see mine house and think 'it's just a dream' and wake up in sweat.....

 

[Instant K4rma]

I once awoke to a very loud "thud" one night. I looked around and realized that the "thud" was me falling out of my bed. That was actually a pretty good laugh for me.

 

[Necator15]

Being in that half-asleep half-awake trance and not realizing that my foot was asleep, then trying to step out of bed onto that foot.

 

[DefunctTheory]

My roommate woke me up because I was late. I woke up screaming bloody murder and took a swing at him. I missed, punch a stud in the wall, and split every knuckle in my hand.

Yes, I am a tad messed up.

I have some 'just home from Iraq' wake up stories too, but their boring.

 

[Binerexis]

I'm going to have to go with an Earthquake in the middle of the night. I was still kind of asleep and I honestly thought that I was somehow on drugs because hell, my bed was fucking moving across the room and my computer turned itself on.

 

[IxionIndustries]

I woke up with a clown's hand down my pants.. That's what I did today, what about you?

Spoiler

 

[Yureina]

Whenever my cousin is acting like a psycho and starts screaming and talking too much.

Which is all the time. >_<

 

[Acies Argentum]

I once woke up to a hornet flying around about a foot away from my face. Keep in mind, this was in a basement, in a very cramped room.

 

[GnomeThief]

My brother tried to wake me up for school one time, and when I wouldn't listen he called our dog up onto my bed to sit on me. Our dog is a chow mix, and very VERY hairy. I was picking fuzzies out of my mouth for the next fifteen minutes before breakfast.

 

[Jaranja]

I once awoke to a very loud "thud" one night. I looked around and realized that the "thud" was me falling out of my bed. That was actually a pretty good laugh for me.

Same thing happened to me! I was on holiday, I fell out of my bed and woke up with half of my eye lid sliced off... The bed was made of metal and a little piece of it was sticking out.

 

[oreopizza47]

i haven't had any rude awakenings, but my mother has.
i once managed to roll out of bed with my comfortor on top of me, hit my head on the nightstand, and end up laying straight, opposite direction than where i was facing before i fell, with my comfortor under me completely straight.
my mother heard the thump of my head on the nightstand, and found me like that. i still haven't a clue what happened. how the hell did i end up facing opposite direction with a comfortor that looked like it was recently ironed?

perchance it was aliens.

 

[Jharry5]

I've been woken up by a glass of cold water being thrown in my face.
It's not as funny when you're on the receiving end of that...

 

[Marter]

My rabbit sitting on my face. Took a while to get all the fur out of my nose/mouth.

 

[Akalistos]

I've woken up wrap around my sheets like a burrito. It took 2 people to get me out. And when i sleep, i go commando. So Triple humiliation and fail. Who's next.

 

[Thr Long Man]

dreaming I just fell off a huge ass building and waking up instead of the dreaded thud.
I woke up screaming.
Just glad I was along in the house that time.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I was at my friends house on a military base. We all fell asleep at like five in the morning. Slept soundly, even though his mom, a Lace Corporal had to shush several times. I woke up in the morning with one of my friends cuddled up to me! AHH >.< That wasn't fun for him, he got my fist in his face.

 

[Sindre1]

I once awoke to a very loud "thud" one night. I looked around and realized that the "thud" was me falling out of my bed. That was actually a pretty good laugh for me.

Same thing happened to me! I was on holiday, I fell out of my bed and woke up with half of my eye lid sliced off... The bed was made of metal and a little piece of it was sticking out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Note to self: Never buy metal bed.

 

[Cekil1]

I've woken up laughing several times and I'm not sure why. Once I couldn't stop laughing until I sat down to breakfast, I just wish I could remember the joke. I've also started awake in fear a few times thinking I was still driving. Late night job hours FTL!