Rumour has it that Kratos is coming to town, what do you do?

[pulse2]

So you are in a village in Olympia and besides all the chaos that's been going on recently, your days just HAVE to get worse with the rumours that an angry Kratos is coming to your town and we all know that he spares no lives and destroys anything he can see So what are you going to do?

 

[The Rockerfly]

Prepare snacks for him. He might be a nice chap

 

[Redingold]

Spoiler

I enjoy having limbs.

 

[EHKOS]

I would move to the town he just got done with. It would be private seeing as no one would be alive there, and he prolly wouldn't be comming back. Hopefully.

 

[Chunko]

Just try to stay out of his way.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Pretend to be already dead.

 

[Absolutionis]

Sit and home and turn on the news. A demigod has better things to do than go after my mostly irrelevant home. Plus, I'd be rather cool to see Kratos felled by modern firepower.

 

[Jakub324]

Run, I suppose. He wouldn't like the way my blood moves around my body instead of all over the walls, floor and ceiling.

 

[Scizophrenic Llama]

Dig a hole and lay in it. Pray that he thinks I am dead already.

 

[Catchy Slogan]

Move home. Preferably on the other side of the planet.

 

[repeating integers]

Swiftly schedule a holiday. Preferably for about a month.

Well, excuse me, but fuck you captcha.

 

[repeating integers]

D-D-D-DOUBLE POOOOOST

 

[aba1]

I would f*%^ his shit up how dare he come to my town without express written concent

 

[roneel]

offer him a sacrifice of the most finely made wine known to man

 

[Xanadu84]

Get a powerful gun and hide just to be safe.

Never said it wasn't present day.

 

[TheEverix]

Chances are...I'd die terribly.

I don't think I need to say any more that.

 

[CronosYamato]

um... go in my basement and close the door? Kratos has always had problems opening doors that don't require a puzzle to open!

 

[DrunkDonut]

Go and get chuck Norris then let the fight of the century begin while I sit and drink a pint of beer