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camokkid

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what are your favorite nerdy jokes/phrases/pictures?

I showed this to some people in math class and they didn't get it, even though we learned about these things three fucking days ago.

if you don't get this joke, then congratulations, you have a life!

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Cowabungaa

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I find myself making TF2 jokes at work, even though no-one gets them. Sometimes when I have to get a shopping trolley (I work in a supermarket) I say "Ve must push lietle kart!" and every now and then I catch myself muttering "Spah sappin' mah <insert whatever it is that's broken or not working or failing>"

Sadly I did not get the math joke, numbers have never been my strong point
 

El Poncho

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I've told my friend some nerdy jokes(which I got from this site:p)

One was: Whats a Physicists favourite food? Fission Chips
 

camokkid

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Assassinator said:
Sadly I did not get the math joke, numbers have never been my strong point
karloss01 said:
its not working for me... but i'm bad at maths so i might not get it anyway :D
you should both be happy that you have friends and lives of your own
 

Cakes

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It's not exactly a complex math joke there...but I'm not a loser, I swear.
 

camokkid

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AverageJoe said:
I don't get it. :D I'm... kinda relieved. :D
you should ask a nerd what it means, because that doesn't make you a nerd.

just don't go showing it to your friends saying that you know what it means, because that does make you a nerd
 

NoNameMcgee

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Alright. What does it mean? :p

Actually no, don't bother explaining. I probably still wouldn't get it. >_>

Words we're always my stronger point... Maths makes my brain switch off.
 

Tekyro

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a pint of beer?" The bartender replies "For you? No charge."

Also, I get the maths joke, not altogether a very complex one, but amusing nonetheless. Man, I need to get me some... what are they called? Friends? Anyone know where I can download some?
 

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Assassinator said:
I find myself making TF2 jokes at work, even though no-one gets them. Sometimes when I have to get a shopping trolley (I work in a supermarket) I say "Ve must push lietle kart!" and every now and then I catch myself muttering "Spah sappin' mah <insert whatever it is that's broken or not working or failing>"
I do this virtually every day at school.
 

Tekyro

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Pielikey said:
Assassinator said:
I find myself making TF2 jokes at work, even though no-one gets them. Sometimes when I have to get a shopping trolley (I work in a supermarket) I say "Ve must push lietle kart!" and every now and then I catch myself muttering "Spah sappin' mah <insert whatever it is that's broken or not working or failing>"
I do this virtually every day at school.
As do I.
 

camokkid

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AverageJoe said:
Alright. What does it mean? :p

Actually no, don't bother explaining. I probably still wouldn't get it. >_>

Words we're always my stronger point... Maths makes my brain switch off.
I think I can explain it easily:

i is an imaginary number, that is the result of the square root of negative one.

pi[s/]e[/s] is an irrational number
 

Vimbert

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I laughed. I don't particularly like math, but apparently I remember some from high school.
 

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Tekyro said:
Also, I get the maths joke, not altogether a very complex one, but amusing nonetheless. Man, I need to get me some... what are they called? Friends? Anyone know where I can download some?
Ebay?

Also I get it... now I'm scared...
 

Cakes

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camokkid said:
Cakes said:
It's not exactly a complex math joke there...but I'm not a loser, I swear.
*sarcasm* of course you aren't...
I guess listening in 8th grade math makes me a loser :(

This, however, I still find fucking hilarious.
http://www.jokesy.com/images/math-jokes-find-x-here-it-is.jpg