Say a sentence that no one has said before

[Ciarang]

It's a pretty simple game, say a sentence that no one has said before.

It can be as random as you like, [small]( infact, the more obscure the better )[/small]
Alas, I have no imagination so I cannot provide you with an example =/ But I'm pretty sure you understand what I mean.

 

[ae86gamer]

AE isn't the greatest. Neon is the greatest.

[sup]Lies!![/sup]

 

[Sam G]

Chuck Norris likes men; and fat ones at that.

 

[Pm0n3y]

The wolves strike fiercely in the night, Alas! Where is our ship?!

 

[Dragon_of_red]

Im an Aethiest, yet i belive in God, how is this possible? Its a Science God

 

[Sam G]

Superman, Superman, 500 posts like a super Superman!

 

[revolverwolf]

"I agree that Halo 3 is a fantastic game."

"What a unique and well thought out thread."

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

"Your water bed moves in rhythm to my atrioventricular valves"

"1000 lashes with a wet noodle!"

 

[ravensshade]

"Psychonauts is the worst game ever made"

 

[Octorok]

"Use the search button."

Wait... They've done that before? Just like this thread in fact then. Just search "Most random sentence". You'll get it.

 

[Azraellod]

Ahahaha. Soon my army of killer onions will control the world, and you will be forced to be buried in the ground, so that you might suffer as they suffered.

 

[Sam G]

I can't help but disagree; you see, there's so much more depth to Gardening Mama than Final Fantasy 10.

 

[ravensshade]

the graphics of final fantasy 7 beat those of crysis

 

[Jedamethis]

I've got a wife, you can ride her if you like she's got a big brass bell to make her look good....

Bonus points if you can tell me the song I stole most of it from

 

[sky14kemea]

Well sure, I can help you move your pink giraffe feet from under the Tems bridge!

 

[Azraellod]

You've got a shoe with a kitten in it stuck in your eye.

 

[Mortars]

The zombie bananas have taken over the mall and are reading all the comics.

 

[Fraught]

I'd like to fart into my basket for fifteen minutes, and in hopes of getting your attention, I would also like to color you people small and stupid.

 

[Sam G]

I'm so incredible, I can drink massive amounts of ink then spurt it from my ears! See?