Send Them to The Gallows

[zombiejoe]

Let's say for some amazing reason I, zombiejoe, become king of the earth. I have become a greedy fat guy, who gets what he wants. One day I get bored and send you to my castle to entertain me. You can only do one thing, and it is not somthing dirty, like putting mud in my face (lol). If you make me happy you get money, if you fail you get sent to the gallows. WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?!?!

edit: i will tell you what I decide
edit: sorry guys, but I can not make any choices right now, gota do stuff, I will get to them later. OK?

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Put mud in everyone else's faces?

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

I'd buy out a few strippers and have them entertain you, money please.

You said dirty as if it was literal.

 

[GreyWolf257]

Would juggling puppies entertain you? If so, I will do that.

 

[Manhattan2112]

I dunno exactly what, but it'd involve explosions. Maybe... putting a wii in a microwave or something.

 

[Sassafrass]

More then likely entertain you with some jokes, maybe a couple of bands of two, before charging you, cutting off your head and taking over your crown.

Nothing about not killing, I believe. And yeah, I'm just resourceful like that.

 

[zombiejoe]

Put mud in everyone else's faces?

SEND HIM TO THE GALLOWS

 

[El Poncho]

I will sing all the spongebob songs in any order you wish.

 

[CryptoKeyblade]

curb stomp babies.

 

[zombiejoe]

I like the money

I'd buy out a few strippers and have them entertain you, money please.

You said dirty as if it was literal.

I send you to the gallows

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Put mud in everyone else's faces?

SEND HIM TO THE GALLOWS

D'oww

I imagine the man who would drag me there looks like this:
http://www.antifa.org.uk/nucleus3.32/nucleus332/media/1/20091030-heathm20091030091809.jpg

 

[zombiejoe]

Would juggling puppies entertain you? If so, I will do that.

SMONEY

 

[Gondito]

"ow ow ow ow, send them to the gallowwwwssss pole!"

 

[zombiejoe]

I dunno exactly what, but it'd involve explosions. Maybe... putting a wii in a microwave or something.

send him to *guess what* THE GALLOWS

 

[zombiejoe]

More then likely entertain you with some jokes, maybe a couple of bands of two, before charging you, cutting off your head and taking over your crown.

Nothing about not killing, I believe. And yeah, I'm just resourceful like that.

send him to the slap machine, then the gallows

 

[zombiejoe]

I will sing all the spongebob songs in any order you wish.

maybe

 

[zombiejoe]

curb stomp babies.

I LOVE BABIES.
send him to the gallows

 

[zombiejoe]

"ow ow ow ow, send them to the gallowwwwssss pole!"

MONEY

 

[zombiejoe]

Probably assassinate you, then make my escape by leaping from rooftops into hay bails.

Gallows