Serial Killer Round 37: The Special Holiday Edition (Get those votes in.)

[Nouw]

@staika: I'll take 20.

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: Lets insult it some more! Then we can revive our sunglasses business! Now with lower overheads!

 

[axle 19]

The Killer has struck once more. Check your inboxes people.

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: Genius!!!

@Nouw: You shall be our first Victim customer

@Victim: It isn't me

 

[Schizzy]

Schizzy was looking up when it came...

And he was awed.

In preparation for world domination, by means of global warming inducing insults and sunglasses, Schizzy and staika had made a few orders.

And they finally arrived.

The cardboards for the sunglasses had finally arrived.
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Due to staika's hitherto undiscovered colour blindness, Schizzy spent the night alone in the warehouse rechecking their order of cardboards for colours.

Stupid staika, thought Schizzy.

"Stupid stupid staika!" he repeated aloud an hour later.

"STAIIIIKAAAAA!!!!" he screamed again, fists raised into the air

When the echo died down, a keening screech of a razor sharp edge slicing through the air broke the silence once again.

Schizzy was looking up when it came...
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When the police found Schizzy the next day, his head was bisected vertically...

... by a cardboard sword with a razor edge.



Not my best. I really should've put more thought into it, but I got a little lazy. Plus I'm packing up in preparation to work in a new place.

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: I love how I am part of the story

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: I made a little challenge for myself to write a death based on the most recent posts.

Probably could've done better.

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: I like it
It made me laugh

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: I guess I'm going to have to take what I can then

Looks like our plans to get rich just got postponed... again.

 

[Nouw]

@Schizzy: I too like how Staika is involved xD.

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: FFFFUUUUUUUUU

It seems the killer wants to spoil our plans to become rich and powerful :/

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: So it seems... and based on evidence on the last round... I conclude it's...

Nouw! Cuz he's Batman!

Wait wait... that can't be right. Batman is no killer...

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: It's better than what I have
*Checks suspect folder, discovers it to be empty*
Yeah I have no idea who did this D:

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: Then how will you avenge me?!

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: I shall kill the next person I see and say that he/she killed you.
*Kills random homeless man*
You have been avenged!

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: I'd rather you lynch someone, but meh... we can't all be choosers

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: I shall do that too! I won't guarantee getting the killer though since I have no suspect and I am going to throw a dart at a board and the winner gets my vote

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: I don't think the winner will be too glad he or she won...

 

[staika]

@Schizzy: Well I have to vote for someone, I can't vote for myself.......... can I >.>

 

[Schizzy]

@staika: You could... it wouldn't make sense, but you could.

@Nouw: I just realised what the heck your avatar is... and I disapprove in the strongest terms. How dare you desecrate Band of Brothers!?