Settle It Like Uwe Boll

[momerfet]

I have recently decided that my goal in life is to become famous enough to have a boxing match with uwe boll ( I?m pretty big so I favour my chances) which lead me to wonder, is there any famous folk out there that any of you fine people feel the need to give a damn good pasting? Or for that matter is there two particular people you like to see beat 8 kinds of crap out of each other in a pay-per-view event (I think Gandhi vs. the Dalai Lama would be a fight to end ages... except you know the whole one being a pacifist and the other being dead problem).

Any thoughts?

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

I'd love to watch Chuck Norris beat the crap out of Seth Green.

Also, nice avatar.

 

[Icecoldcynic]

I can't really think of any real people i'd particularly like to see fight. I just don't find that kind of thing all that entertaining. And I don't see the fascination in wanting to see peace figures fight, that just makes a mockery of everything they set out to accomplish.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I want to watch Bobby Kotick get beaten up by Arnie.

*Incoherent laughter*

 

[Armored Prayer]

This kind of reminds me of Celebrity Death match.

Eh, I don't know who I want to see fight.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Gandhi would have kicked the Dalai Lama's ass. He's trip over his robe, and WHA-BAAM there's a Kukri sticking out of his neck. Gandhi says a proverb about freedom, and walks off.

 

[Mr. Blue Sky]

Peter Molyneux VS Muhammad Ali, I would just love to see, that over hyping bastard, getting his ass kicked.

 

[Aerodyamic]

Everyone involved in the propagation of reality TV, and Dr. Full... I mean, Phil.

That fat fucker apparently isn't even a doctor.