the night after my 18th birthday I woke up in my bed with blood matting my hair, aching all over, and a very very sore mouth. When I looked in the mirror, I had a big ol' crack in my head, chipped one of my front teeth and just had bruises everywhere. Turns out that after me and my friends had left the pub, I needed a piss so I decided to climb a 6ft gate to go in private. I fell head first from the top of the gate and landed on concrete...my friends then proceeded to simply open the gate from the other side and help me home. That was a pretty fun night lol.
I've also slept in the doorway of some strange flat in Loondon after i got so drunk at a gig and missed my train home. The next morning (at around 6am after being moved on by station workers) I went to Waterloo station and attempted to buy a ticket home. NOt having enough money, I had to plead to some bussinessman to give me 60p. Now, being a clever guy, I realised that if i got off at the station I wanted to, i'd have to catch a bus home; having no money this would not be an option. So instead, I got a train to my old college because I thought that atleast one of the lecturers would lend me bus fare. I got into college at around 9:15am. stumbled into my old english lecturer's class and announced that I was "a little bit fucked and could really do with some money to get home." My old lecturer got me a coffee and allowed me to sit down and sober up. I ended up spending a whole day at college because one of my friends offered me a lift home but wasn't finishing lectures until 3pm. I sat in on some English lectures making witty remarks about how awesome university is lol.
Oh and on another "drunken gig" occasion, I have had my shoes stolen, and ended up sleeping at Southampton train station. The next day I thought it'd be a hilarious idea to go into College without any proper sleep or shoes. Well, I only had 1 hour of English at 9. I caught the bus home after college and my feet were fucking killing me. a word of advice: NEVER DO THAT.
So yeah...I've likely done other really fucking stupid things when drunk/other but those three are the first that come to mind.
EDIT: just thought up one that will hopefully make everyone laugh and highly embarress me.
After a heavy heavy heavy night of drinking I went back to my girlfriend's room in halls at university (I think the American equivalent is Dorm rooms yes?). In the middle fo the night, I got up to go pee, as you do. Upon exiting the communal toilet, I walked past my girlfriend's door and walked straight into what I assumed (in my drunken state) to be my own room. Basically the location of this door was where mine would have been in relation to the toilet had I been in the correct part of the building. Anyway, I got into bed and started hugging my "girlfriend". Next thing I hear is "who the fuck are you!?" so I sit up and look straight into this person's face. It turns out to be some guy I've never seen before in my life, so I jump up and sit on the edge of the bed looking down at the floor. I just keep apologising over and over again, then he stops me and says "do you even know where you are?" to which I reply "I have no fucking clue, I thought this was my room." And then it clicks...I hadn't been sleeping in my room at all that night.
The next day, I knocked on the guy's door and apologised to which he simply replied "oh, that was you? I was so drunk I had no idea."
Yeah...no one has ever really allowed me to live down the fact that i got into bed with another guy... >.>
