Silly things you REALLY shouldn't have said as a kid.

[Anti-gravity]

well the title basically explains it all... just tell us things you said as a kid that were not socially acceptable, gross,or that you never should have ever said ever; but you didn't know any better since you were so young.
my story? well i was talking to a friend and their mum when i was 5 or 6 i asked if there was anything worse than an R rated movie. they said there was ( X rated, yeah "adult" movies) I said I would like to be in one, not knowing what they were... when i said that I meant it cause I thought X was the coolest letter in the alphabet then, i didn't actually know anything about them. this really probably made me look like some pervert.

 

[Zayren]

I remember being mean to my mom one time. Sorry, mom.

Besides that, I don't know. I probably said a lot of stupid crap. And I'm sure I still do.

 

[AngryMongoose]

There are things I wish I hadn't said, which is why i'm not going to say them again.

 

[Cuacuani]

When I was in primary school, a girl in my class had leukemia. After she came back from beating it, she had lost her hair and we were all told that this is normal and what happens and it would grow back.

A few days after her return, she told our teacher that me and a handful of friends had called her 'baldy'. The teacher hit the roof. The problem was though, that we hadn't. We'd chased her whilst pretending to be dinosaurs, but we certainly hadn't called her anything. The teacher is yelling at us for an apology, we're refusing to apologise because we didn't do it and we end up losing our afternoon play time and having various teachers and headteachers and parents told that we're the sort of scum that mock cancer survivors. We were only 7 or so, but we knew we were in deep shit. In fact, shit didn't really get much deeper.

So we started calling her baldy. We knew we'd get into trouble, we'd lose our play times and get shouted at, but this was already happening and this way we at least made her cry rather than taking the hit for something we didn't do.

I still occasionally see her in the street. She always ignores me and I always want to shout 'baldy' at her, just to remind her that she brought it on herself. Then I feel a bit bad, for mocking someone who had leukemia.

 

[PurpleSky]

I really shouldn't have said "Don't call my brother stupid" because imediately after I broke the kid's nose,my mom was disapoint

 

[StrangerMouse]

I remember, when I was about five mind, telling a complete stranger walking past on the street that "I know where you live!", before being hastily dragged away by my father and given a VERY stern talking to. Why did I say this? Because an older kid was going around saying it at school.

 

[S.R.S.]

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Spoiler: Whoa

You got me beat. All I have is saying "Yes!" to hearing tigers die.

Story time:
So the teacher tells us some news about tigers. In my head I think "I bet they died...". Teacher goes "Some tigers have died in captivity." or something. Immediately, I shout "Yes" because I got it right. Looking back... what a stupid thing to say.

 

[Cuacuani]

Oh, another story from my oddly varied time at primary school (I wish I was still this exciting):

There was a grumpy old cow whose garden backed onto the school fields. She used to complain to the Headteacher about noise, and footballs going into her garden and the like. She used to have a pair of huge dogs that barked and barked at us, constantly.

A few days before the following events happened, a dog had jumped up at my dad and he'd told it to 'fuck off', before getting an earful off me mam for swearing in front of me (I'd be about 6 or so). To cover his tracks, he'd later told me that 'fuck off' meant 'go away' in dog-speak.

Skip forward a few days and I'm playing football with some mates, and out come the dogs, barking and barking. So armed with my new knowledge, I fix them with a glare and yell 'fuck off, dogs! Fuck off!'. Out comes the old bint, who hears a 6 year old telling her dogs to fuck off and marches straight down to the Headmaster to report said incident.

 

[JemJar]

When I was in primary school, a girl in my class had leukemia. After she came back from beating it, she had lost her hair and we were all told that this is normal and what happens and it would grow back.

A few days after her return, she told our teacher that me and a handful of friends had called her 'baldy'. The teacher hit the roof. The problem was though, that we hadn't. We'd chased her whilst pretending to be dinosaurs, but we certainly hadn't called her anything. The teacher is yelling at us for an apology, we're refusing to apologise because we didn't do it and we end up losing our afternoon play time and having various teachers and headteachers and parents told that we're the sort of scum that mock cancer survivors. We were only 7 or so, but we knew we were in deep shit. In fact, shit didn't really get much deeper.

So we started calling her baldy. We knew we'd get into trouble, we'd lose our play times and get shouted at, but this was already happening and this way we at least made her cry rather than taking the hit for something we didn't do.

I still occasionally see her in the street. She always ignores me and I always want to shout 'baldy' at her, just to remind her that she brought it on herself. Then I feel a bit bad, for mocking someone who had leukemia.

I faintly remember a TV advert from some random programme collecting such things from around the world (if memory serves, the programme was Tarrant on TV and the ad was from South Africa) where a kid comes back to school after leukaemia treatment to find that all his classmates have shaved their heads so he wont look out of place.

 

[Chancie]

Oh, another story from my oddly varied time at primary school (I wish I was still this exciting):

There was a grumpy old cow whose garden backed onto the school fields. She used to complain to the Headteacher about noise, and footballs going into her garden and the like. She used to have a pair of huge dogs that barked and barked at us, constantly.

A few days before the following events happened, a dog had jumped up at my dad and he'd told it to 'fuck off', before getting an earful off me mam for swearing in front of me (I'd be about 6 or so). To cover his tracks, he'd later told me that 'fuck off' meant 'go away' in dog-speak.

Skip forward a few days and I'm playing football with some mates, and out come the dogs, barking and barking. So armed with my new knowledge, I fix them with a glare and yell 'fuck off, dogs! Fuck off!'. Out comes the old bint, who hears a 6 year old telling her dogs to fuck off and marches straight down to the Headmaster to report said incident.

Haha, I actually think that's cute. xD I think it might've just been easier for your dad to say "don't repeat that," unless you were one of those kinds of kids that suffered from severe reverse psychology.

OT: I'm sure I have said something, but I'll have to come back whenever it is that I think of it.

 

[SimuLord]

When I was eleven we got an assignment in class to write a book report about a biography. There was a copy of "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" in the school library, big thick book I made it my goal to try and read all the way through.

Cue the Cartman-like reaction from the school counselors, as nobody had told me you're not supposed to say anything nice about Adolf Hitler.

 

[ace_of_something]

When I was very small I would call osillating fans by the wrong name instead i called them 'ovulating fans' my parents didn't correct me because they found it hilarious and because they're also evil.

Often times when people would ask my brother and I if we were twins we would deadpan say 'no.' This is because my mother taught us that at a young age.
It is kind of a stupid question to ask identical twins.

 

[afaceforradio]

I remember when I was really, really young I told one kid she had AIDS. I had no idea what AIDS even was back then, but I'd heard some other kid say it. Needless to say I got into a lot of trouble!

 

[Kortney]

According to my father I once called a very prominent Harare based crime lord a "silly sausage" when I was 5.

It sounds like something I'd do.

 

[Beartrucci]

When I was younger I was in the car with my friend and his Grandmother because she was driving us to the cinemas. I then asked my friend what a camel toe was because I remembered him saying it a few weeks.

Fuck that was awkward afterwards.

 

[iLikeHippos]

Maybe when I spouted out that I loved a girl that me and my two "friends" were hounding at a park at 16:00 pm or something.

The scene was beyond classic, the two friends standing on a hill overlooking me and the girl standing 7 meters away from each other.

They laughed and said "You love her"?
I replied "So what?" and looked over at her, as she looks at me in confusion.
The two friends laughs and says "So what?!" and laughs some more.

I don't remember much after that.

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

"You're a c*nt*...I said that to a few people.