Slip of the tongue

[monkyvirus]

What's the weirdest thing you've ever said by accident? Here's mine:

me and my brother had an argument about how I knew nothing about the Nazis despite the fact I'd studied it all year and my history GCSE was in 3 days.

Bizarrely it ended with this:
brother -"you don't even know what a fuhrer is!"
me- "yeah I do! It's what Jesus made himself!"

By the way I don't think Jesus and Hitler are the same I just got them confused cause I thought Hitler --> Indiana Jones --> Ark of the Covenant --> God --> Jesus.

If you know why you said it (like you saw something that distracted you or you had a weird association like I did) please tell everyone!

 

[Estocavio]

Other: "You do know it wont work, right?"
Me: "Well apart from the obvious fact that it wont work i think it will... wait a second."

 

[InnerRebellion]

I was typing a report, got fed up with the Jehovah(not hating here) next to me going on and on, so I typed in a huge font "RELIGION IS BULLSHIT." A girl I used to be friends with comes up and gives me daps (cant describe it) and says "Nice. You're an amethyst?" "Atheist, Anna. An amethyst is a rock."
Yeah, I know I didn't make the mistake...but I like telling that story because it makes me chuckle.