Snow injuries! The best kind

[cold killer pov]

Just post your funny, embarrasing injuries here or things you have seen or heard happen to others.

personally i had the day off school to do so a ton of us went sledding and there were a few.

my mate used his face as a brake and have a few nice scratches on his forehead and eye area.

some randomer was walking back up the hill when a group of his mates rolled a huge snow ball down and he wasnt looking and it booomed him.

me personally, we built a little ramp, i went a bit off course my back half (i was on a body board) hit the ramp (was only a small one) and my front didnt sent me rolling sideways (some douche bags had broken up a huge snow man and thrown the poor things body parts over the hill, so it was scattered with icy balls) so i was rolling side ways after hitting the ramp, landed back first into one of these boulders, carried on now flipping because it had sent me up and bashed my head on another. was quite painful, on the bright side i cleared the ramp of snow boulders

yeah so go ahead and post yours

 

[cieply]

I won't bother myself finding a link but there was this snowboarding girl that cut her lower lip in half, I mean completely splited.

 

[Nincompoop]

Very ... Nebulously written...

Twice when I was a child, I fell in a manner where my poor balls had to withstand most of the fall. To describe the pain would not be possible with the human communication setting we call 'language'. It can only be felt.

To be honest, it wasn't embarrassing and/or funny. I really had a hard time getting over them.

 

[IamQ]

I've never actually had any injuries at all from snow.

Contributing much ain't I?

If it makes you feel any better I have crashed into a tree once. I didn't get damaged much, but the reason I crashed, wasn't because I couldn't turn or anything, it was because I somehow thought that I couldn't guard myself with my hands because I was holding those two staves you use when skiing. Don't know why to this day...

 

[orangebandguy]

It's lucky you can't get hurt from throwing yourself into snow, or I'd be in intensive care by now. But I have crashed because me and three people were sharing a sled.

With snow, my mental age lowers significantly.

 

[TheZapper]

I got a snowball in the eye once. Does that count?

 

[Macgyvercas]

More of an ice injury, but I fell of an 8 foot fence trying to get down from the garage roof. The snow broke my fall

 

[cold killer pov]

I got a snowball in the eye once. Does that count?

if it hurt

 

[YoUnG205]

their is a steep hill near where I live so we got a piece of wood (makeshift snowboard) and well thing did not go to well I ended up with a couple bruise nothing to bad, but a friend of mine grazed his face.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Is starvation an injury? Becuase if it keeps snowing here in the U.K. I'm gonna run out of food, also, I'm running dangerously low on teabags. I'm English... we do not like the cold.

 

[rossatdi]

Is starvation an injury? Becuase if it keeps snowing here in the U.K. I'm gonna run out of food, also, I'm running dangerously low on teabags. I'm English... we do not like the cold.

I've got it worse than that - I'm English trapped in Scotland! Went for a pleasurable drive in the country on Saturday only to dodge skidding cars on the M90. No actual injuries but I buried by Fiat Panda in a snow drift to avoid slamming into the back of a crashed car.

Even the Panda got off without a scratch even if did have to push the thing loose of the snow bank. Fortunately it only weighs moderately more than a bag of peanuts. Is there a category of vehicle for when the car weighs less than the animal its named after?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

EDIT: ignore this post

 

[Exocet]

A few years back,our house was in a neighborhood built on a hill.The house was almost at the top and there was a nice 40 degree slope for a good 30 meters.
It was useless during the summer,but when winter poked it's head out and it snowed,it became heaven for kids.

Once,I made a snow ramp at the bottom of the hill,right next to the road.
I climbed the 30 meters and whipped out my best sled,with which I slid down the hill at an alarming rate.
I hit the ramp,jumped over half of the road(which was wide enough for 2 SUV's to cross each other) continued sliding on the iced road,then passing on to the iced driveway,which is the point where I stopped laughing like a maniac as I saw the garage door getting bigger and bigger and rammed it.
The impact wasn't that hard since the driveway was sloped a bit and I lost alot of speed on it,but the bruises on my pseudo-battering-ram like arm and shoulder stayed for a week.

Needless to say I made the ramp a little smaller and went at it again and again all day.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Is starvation an injury? Becuase if it keeps snowing here in the U.K. I'm gonna run out of food, also, I'm running dangerously low on teabags. I'm English... we do not like the cold.

I've got it worse than that - I'm English trapped in Scotland! Went for a pleasurable drive in the country on Saturday only to dodge skidding cars on the M90. No actual injuries but I buried by Fiat Panda in a snow drift to avoid slamming into the back of a crashed car.

Even the Panda got off without a scratch even if did have to push the thing loose of the snow bank. Fortunately it only weighs moderately more than a bag of peanuts. Is there a category of vehicle for when the car weighs less than the animal its named after?

An English person...in Scotland...in WINTER. I tip my hat to you brave sir, may your tea be milky and your self deprivation be strong!

 

[Vek]

I live in an are of the US Midwest that averages about 8 to 10 feet (about 2.5 to 3 meters) of snow each winter. I have all kinds of snow-related tales of injury. And Death.

Like the ice fishermen who walk out onto the tiny lake in the next town over and fall through each year. Or the 13 year old boy who rode his snowmobile accidentally onto the lake, fell through and drowned two years ago. Or the kids who go snowboarding without helmets, slam into trees, and die.

Yeah, plenty of snow-based horror around here.

 

[Ekonk]

I got one of those mean, frozen snowballs right in the eye. Eye black and bleeding a bit.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

When I was 13 I was in Norway sledding on these little plastic slays. It was all good. When I reached the bottom of the hill I crawled over to the sledge (they were only little plastic ones) and I put my hand on the rear of it and the other end flew up and it hit me in the face and chipped my tooth in half which I was franticly trying to look for in snow that was up to my hip.

It was a very Tom and Jerry moment like when Tom steps on a rake and the other end smaks him in the face. Ironic because my name is Tom as well.

 

[mr man]

i was climbing over a gate wic was quite icy (if i opened the gate it would fall off its hinges). i got one leg over and i sliped...i think you can guess what i landed on.

 

[Idlemessiah]

Well last winter me and a bunch of uni mates went sleding down campus on whatever we could find. It was fun, using bin lids, plastic apple crates... pizza boxes...

It was made more fun by this unlikable tw@ we know trying to show off on an ironing board and nearly breaking both his legs

 

[jesse.]

my ass turned into 1 big bruise, and I hurt my leg because I did some air ninja kick and went through the snowman and landed hard. Totally worth it