So bad it's good analogies

[fer-sure]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/16/AR2007031600738_pf.html

So I was reading these and got a good case of the giggles and I thought you guys might enjoy it too. Post your own analogies if you please =) I did a forum search and the closest thing I could find to this was the "Life is like a _______" thread, if I'm wrong feel free to flame me =D I'll take it like a gracious loser who trolls the game forums about how epic the new ps3 slim is compared to that stoOpid xcrap elite ^_~

He loved his new PSP Go like Yahtzee loves the innovative game dynamics of Dead Space, which is to say, not at all.

P.S - this is the "life is like a _____" thread http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.125965#2638805

 

[AvsJoe]

I've been dubbed the king of analogies by my family, but I am nowhere near as good as the pros at Cracked. Those guys are popular for a reason.

That being said, my best analogy loses its comedic value without context, but was a hoot when I first said it:
Hating the taste of tofu is like hating the personality of a newborn.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Women want thier Men to be like bras. Supportive and pretty to look at.