So... I Just Became a Vegetarian

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TheDrunkNinja

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Yep. That's pretty much it. Strange decision considering I love meat products. Cook me up a nice broiled filet mignon with the bacon wrapped around it, and you'll find it gone before it even hits the plate. No, I love meat. Screw animal rights. Animals this tasty don't deserve rights. But I digress. The true purpose behind my vegefication is the goal of a healthier lifestyle. In truth, in between breakfast and dinner, I find myself on campus surrounded by bacon burgers at the cafeteria, or the KFC down the road, or the fact that there is a Five Guys right across the street, only a minute walk from the biggest burger this side of Connecticut.

It's not just at school either. My dinners are always specifically meat, and I barely ever get a decent amount of fruits and vegetables in my diet. I love salad, yet I never find it to be worthy of the main course in my meals, treating it only as an optional side. This has been on my mind for a few months now, never actually discussing it with anyone. But I really think this is the way to go. It certainly seems to by an enjoyable road from here. Meat is something I can live without. All I have to do is think of those film strips all of my teachers love so much...

... Ah, and now we get to the catalyst. Yes, you know the ones that those liberal colleges just love to show all the time. I don't know what it is, but every single one of my teachers since I've started my college career has brought up this discussion into an assignment one way or another. That's not to say that they all show film strips, this is actually the first time. I've seen so many of these clips where the pigs are slaughtered and carried throughout the factory, covered in piss and shit as they do so. The cows, pumped full of steroids, that wade in their own manure as they spend their lives in those tiny little stalls. The chickens dying in the windowless coops from over-exposure to their own feces. And then the story about the little boy who died from ingestion of too much e coli in a simple burger. It's a thought that really makes you step back and say, "Just what the hell am I eating?"

I'm not asking for statistics by the way. I don't actually care what excuse the industry gives that says they are doing a good job. It's just a thought that can help me in my pursuit for a healthier, more natural lifestyle.

Anyway, down to the bare bones of the topic: I would like some tips. Anything you guys can give me to help me along with this endeavor of mine. I know I'm being vague, but that's because I don't know much beyond the "don't eat meat" part. I figure this is a good discussion thread.

Just a quick addition, I will not, nor will I ever, eat tofu. :D

EDIT: Note to all the smartasses, the clip I'm referring to is not made in the fucking 70s. Look up Kevin Kowalczyk, the name of the 3 year old who died of e coli.

EDIT#2:Seems reiteration is necessary.
TheDrunkNinja said:
Again, I am not giving up meat because of the inefficient meatpacking process. I am simply using it as a means to keep myself from craving any meat. I know the odds are a billion to one that I would actually die from e coli like that little boy did. I know people can consume meat without any bad side effects. I know, I know, I know.

People eat hot dogs all the time despite the over exaggeration of it's disgusting contents. However, since I don't want to eat hot dogs any more, I can use those facts to my advantage by effectively stopping all cravings to eat hot dogs by focusing my mind on them. When I'm done being a vegetarian, I'll have the ability to go back to eating hot dogs without any remorse.
TheDrunkNinja said:
This is more or less an attempt to retrain my mind into preferring naturally grow fruits and vegetables as the core of a meal rather than something I might have when there's nothing else in the freezer. This ain't permanent. I'll be my omnivorous self when I feel I've attained a nutritious eating habit.
 

ethaninja

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Ironic that you want a healthier lifestyle by not eating meat...
Well I'm not a vegitarian, but I guess you could go with, try and stay away from meat products, incase a big, juciey, steak makes you want it. Calling your name as it sits on the plate. (there is no way I could write anymore without making it into a sexual innuendo.)
 

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A more natural lifestyle is not to just flat out stop eating meat. From what I understand (and I don't pay attention to this kind of thing very much) people are usually vegetarians because they're "Humanitarians" so if you're not a "Humanitarian" you can still eat meat just don't eat it all the damn time and have a more balanced diet.

There I'm done talking about "Nutrition" now I feel all dirty. I'm gonna go talk about sex or some other thing.
 

robert022614

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http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/ab3f/

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/c4e9/


two tips that might help you along...good luck
 

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I'm not sure about going cold turkey like that but its up to you. My advice is that you would be surprised how good some of the vegetarian alternatives to meat like veggie burgers are.

good luck
 

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I try to be vegetarian/vegan when I can, and it's somewhat for the same reason. Ever since that (and a shitload of other things as well) I've dropped from 210 to 170 pounds in the span of four months. One thing I can say is that if you get enough of the right spices and greens (chard, basil, parsley, etc), you can pretty much cook anything that will be satisfying while hardly adding an ounce of weight.

Also, eat kale. Lots of kale. If you ever get the time to make kale chips, do it. If you've never had them before:

1: Wash kale of all contaminants and remove as much water as possible from the surface, preferably with a paper towel.
2: Cut it into pieces roughly 6cm in area and then cover each side with a mixture of olive oil and some fine salt.
3: Heat it in an oven at 150 F for about 10 minutes until they're perfectly crispy.

I'll tell you, eat a well-made kale chip, and you'll never want another potato chip again in your life.
 

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Well good for you I guess.

I'm vegetarian as well but I hate the taste of meat and in all honesty, only ever had bacon before and I hated it so I refuse to eat any other meat, so I can't help you with switching from carnivore to herbivore :p
 

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
why not just cut down on meat, I mean meat has been part of the human diet for thousands of years but it hasnt been as big a part as its become in the 20th century, maybe have meat once a week instead of all the time
 

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Julianking93 said:
Well good for you I guess.

I'm vegetarian as well but I hate the taste of meat and in all honesty, only ever had bacon before and I hated it so I refuse to eat any other meat, so I can't help you with switching from carnivore to herbivore :p
Maybe you just didn't like bacon? :O It seems strange to denounce all meaty foods just because you didn't like one type. Just saying. You should try a bite of a cheeseburger and if you don't like that we can safely say you're a complete freak you're not a meat lover ;)

Edit: OMIGOD my post count is 1234!
 

robert022614

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gotta say i love meat!!! veggies are good too though!! i just keep a good balance of what i eat. i eat alot of fish and only gorge on horrible foods maybe like once a month lol nothing helps the craving like giving in to it as long as its scheduled and contained...(i actually have it marked on my calendar every month) >.<
 

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Cheveyo said:
robert022614 said:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/c4e9/

That is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.
I have to agree.

Why anyone would want to cut out meat, baring 'humanitarian' reasons, is beyond me. Do you know that your MASSIVE brain only exist because your ancestors ate retarded amounts of fatty meat?

So, but cutting out meat, your dooming your kids to being dumber than mine. Oh, the humanity!
 

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FlyAwayAutumn said:
A more natural lifestyle is not to just flat out stop eating meat. From what I understand (and I don't pay attention to this kind of thing very much) people are usually vegetarians because they're "Humanitarians" so if you're not a "Humanitarian" you can still eat meat just don't eat it all the damn time and have a more balanced diet.

There I'm done talking about "Nutrition" now I feel all dirty. I'm gonna go talk about sex or some other thing.
Think of it as severing a temptation. Instead of saying, "I shouldn't eat this burger because it's not good for me." I'm actually saying, "I absolutely cannot eat any meat of any kind."

I'm not good on will power when it comes to minor things. Segregating a certain kind of food isn't enough for me since I'm so good at making exceptions that I shouldn't. Making it broad eliminates the entire spectrum, as well as creating a "forbidden" stamp for myself that others will respect and support me on.
 

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AccursedTheory said:
Cheveyo said:
robert022614 said:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/c4e9/

That is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.
I have to agree.

Why anyone would want to cut out meat, baring 'humanitarian' reasons, is beyond me. Do you know that your MASSIVE brain only exist because your ancestors ate retarded amounts of fatty meat?

So, but cutting out meat, your dooming your kids to being dumber than mine. Oh, the humanity!

they also have baconnaise, bacon popcorn and even bacon gum!!!
 

Kadamon

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Cannibals still get all of their vital human nutrients. I mean, it makes sense.
 

TheDrunkNinja

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Flishiz said:
I try to be vegetarian/vegan when I can, and it's somewhat for the same reason. Ever since that (and a shitload of other things as well) I've dropped from 210 to 170 pounds in the span of four months. One thing I can say is that if you get enough of the right spices and greens (chard, basil, parsley, etc), you can pretty much cook anything that will be satisfying while hardly adding an ounce of weight.

Also, eat kale. Lots of kale. If you ever get the time to make kale chips, do it. If you've never had them before:

1: Wash kale of all contaminants and remove as much water as possible from the surface, preferably with a paper towel.
2: Cut it into pieces roughly 6cm in area and then cover each side with a mixture of olive oil and some fine salt.
3: Heat it in an oven at 150 F for about 10 minutes until they're perfectly crispy.

I'll tell you, eat a well-made kale chip, and you'll never want another potato chip again in your life.
This is exactly what I'm looking for. It's much appreciated 'cause I love a good potato chip. :D

Also, that bit about your weight drop is my hopeful results. It's a good morale raiser.
 

theincurabletragedy

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I was a vegan between the ages of twelve and sixteen, consequently I'm severely anemic. So... that's fun. take iron tablets. Seriously.