So! I've just been informed I was in hospital last night.

[Metzeten]

Apparantly last night my flatmate was phoned by paramedics after they found me asleep on the floor about 30 yards past where I live.

My question is: whats the most horrendous thing thats happened to you when drunk? embarrassed? well I think I've decided never to drink again.

 

[jakko12345]

I woke up 30 miles from home on the side of a motorway. I still have no idea how

 

[Vegosiux]

I'm quite proud to say that the worst consequence of my drinking has only ever been a head-splitting hangover.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Ok, so my phone was broken, call speakers were fucked, as was the hang-up button.
8 shots of Vodka later, I am roaring abuse at my ride home because I couldn't hear him, unable to hang up.
That was a arkward trip home...

 

[Doclector]

I have a terrible feeling it happened last night. Can't quite remember yet.

 

[Octorok]

I once found myself with a stolen car door chained to my thigh, and despite being confused, hung-over, hungry and in desperate need of a shower and a good night's sleep, I found myself saddled with the responsibility of chasing a live goose through a Sainsbury's in a village near Birmingham.

After I was picked up by local police and hurled back home to Scotland (sans all my money, because I had to pay for that fucking car door.), I had to bear full responsibility for the events, despite the fact that it was all the fault of my "hilarious" buggernut "friends".

My only memory of exactly why I came to be in this position is a few blurred images of me falling into a pond, and seeing a few staggeringly odd photographs upon my return.

 

[Miles000]

I've had to be dragged out of a fire pit before...

I blame the hill! =P

 

[Axammar]

I woke up on one of those islands in the middle of the dual carriageway with no shoes, my mates idea of a joke methinks, Ive fallen asleep on a pool table in my mates bar and once decided to walk home while drunk. Not too big a deal but I was 26miles away...sobered up halfway there.

 

[])rStrangelove]

I woke up one day in my bed. My face and esp my jaw felt like an elephant walked over me and my Camel watch was full of scratches.

Turned out i collapsed during my hometown festival and a friend (also drunk) dragged me home. Every once in a while he collasped himself and must've landed on my face several times. The Camel watch told the rest of the story.

ouch

 

[RicoADF]

I've had to be dragged out of a fire pit before...

I blame the hill! =P

Ouch!
For me there's just minor hang overs and hanging off a tree, but a mate of mine dressed up as a girl and went down the street to the main shopping mall. Friggin funny still got the photos and plan to use them someday at a certain wedding.... he's gonna kill me lol

 

[Phasmal]

I've never really been that drunk.

Though a couple years ago one one of the coldest new years at my parent's house in Scotland, two hammered dudes streaked all the way down our road (its a very long road) in the snow.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

The worst that happened to me is waking up, hung over, in a pool of last nights dinner in the parking lot. I've heard worse stories so I consider myself lucky.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Hmmm... I've done/said embarrassing things but I don't think anything too nasty has happened to me.

Once a friend and I were in a city we didn't know too well and one girl (who was more wasted than we were) decided to take us to see Harry Potter in the cinema. She said it was a bit out of the city so we set off in the snow at about 11. At about half twelve we arrived in an abandoned industrial estate in the middle of nowhere (miles from the cinema) and she was still convinced that it was just around the corner.

It was still kind of funny though. We probably should have realised she had no idea where she was going when she face-planted on the road.

 

[ZeroMachine]

Never been drunk.

Did wake up in Zimbabwe with nothing on but a pair of Uggs, though. Which is really, really weird.

I think Uggs look stupid.

 

[ResonanceSD]

I'm quite proud to say that the worst consequence of my drinking has only ever been a head-splitting hangover.

Than you aren't trying hard enough, friend.

 

[Simon Pettersson]

Worst that happend to me was me finding myself in bed without remembering how I got there.

 

[Miles000]

I've had to be dragged out of a fire pit before...

I blame the hill! =P

Ouch!
For me there's just minor hang overs and hanging off a tree, but a mate of mine dressed up as a girl and went down the street to the main shopping mall. Friggin funny still got the photos and plan to use them someday at a certain wedding.... he's gonna kill me lol

I didn't feel a thing XD

I have tree incidents a fair bit too. And I'm sure there are photos of my mates and I dressing up as girls somewhere...
I know it happened, I'm just not sure if any of us have the pictures still...
But no hangovers... I'm immune to them =P