So.... reasons why wouldnt you go to australia?

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lRookiel

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One reason for me and only one, The fucking bugs man. I mean seriously, Spiders the size of your hand is enough for me.

No offence to any aussies, but your country is so damn scary!

 

MammothBlade

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The creepy crawlies probably aren't that baaad.

Reasons I wouldn't go... the horrible internet and game censorship, more so than the ten foot sexual molestation centipedes.



WHY HELLO THERE!
 

Philol

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I like it here to much, that's why I wouldn't go, plus those spiders are fucking scary :O
 

FamoFunk

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Reason I wouldn't go? I cannot be arsed to sit on a plane for a total of 24hours.
 

Bobic

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I suppose the main reason I'm not going to go anytime soon would be money, I'm not saying Australia is expensive, I just don't have the cash for a big, impulsive foreign holiday right now.

Maybe someday though.
 
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Sadly, the only reason is the real reason I don't actually go for a visit . . . . money :(

But if I do go, I'm packing a special suitcase with uncensored game discs to take with me!
 

EvilPicnic

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I know why I would emigrate to Australia. Massive prawns. Five times the size. Quality of life. Massive prawns :p
 

AngryMongoose

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The heat. Summers in England leave me debilitated. The south of France leaves me incapacitated. Australian summers would leave me dead.
 

Shadowstar38

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1) Gaming release dates are fucked over there. And getting games in general.
2) Every animal can kick your ass.
 

zHellas

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I wouldn't go because it would be hot as fuck there...

Other than that, I would prefer to go to a few other countries first.
 

wooty

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This critic vid sums it all up for me

Though I would love to go to HM Prison Australia someday and actually see the other half of the family that I've never seen.
 

Pipotchi

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Too far and its USPs dont appeal to me. I'm a culture vulture, not a beach guy. I like Australians and I'm sure its a great country but not for me.

Besides I live in London, I cant walk into a pub without being served by an Australian ;)
 

TheTim

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The spiders are a deterrent but the only reason i would go there is to party with crazy aussies on the beaches (if that even happens)

the biggest reason not to go for me is the cost, i can't exactly afford to fly halfway across the planet.
 

babinro

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I wouldn't travel to Australia for the same reason why I don't travel anywhere. I hate to travel and get no enjoyment from the experience beyond eating new and interesting foods.

The fact that I couldn't afford to travel even if I wanted to is also good incentive.
 

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AngryMongoose said:
The heat. Summers in England leave me debilitated. The south of France leaves me incapacitated. Australian summers would leave me dead.
Lol, serious? That's pathetic.

I wouldn't move because I already live here. C'MON AUSSIE.
 

Arkvoodle

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Its hot, its expensive and half the population (both human and animal) probably wants you dead.
 

sir.rutthed

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Well, basically the whole continent wants to see everyone dead so there's that. Other than that, I've always wanted to go. Between the beaches, the Mana Bar, the sexy women on the beaches, all the natural wonders, and the beaches I hear it's pretty awesome. Also I wanna try to drink an Aussie under the table just for shits and giggles.