So... Repopulate?

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rokkolpo

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I'd just live with it that the human race was going to be extinct.

I would still have sex and perhaps have children.
but to what end?

to answer the question: the very first day I meet her.
because tact is out of the question.
 

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maddawg IAJI said:
If it is only two people, Repopulation is out of the question. Not a big enough Gene Pool. You'd need a good number of people to make a sustainable population and even then, that wouldn't last forever.
If you had, say, 20 men and 20 women, then you might be able to do it, if it was strictly regulated who got pregnant with whose baby for a few generations Maybe more.
 

PoliceBox63

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Two people to repopulate the entire human race? Surely the lack of diversity in that gene pool would result in a small population of inbreeds. Poor humanity... :(
 

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Arc_Light said:
Kaboose the Moose said:
maddawg IAJI said:
Kaboose the Moose said:
Shag first. Consequences be damned!

Also repopulating the world with only two people means that the subsequent generations will have a similar gene pool. That's just not a good idea in an evolutionary perspective.
The 3rd Generation of offspring would most likely be mentally disabled unless you could find another person to mate with. There isn't even a real gurante that your offspring would survive given the conditions and if you lack the training to deliver said baby safely.
Though if some major religions are to be believed then perhaps the last two people on earth could make like Adam & Eve 2.0 and hope an all-knowing and all-powerful deity can sort shit out.
The only problem with that is that Adam and Eve had two children, Cain and Able, both were guys..... this simply poses more questions than it answers. Still only one breeding pair who only manage to produce sons.... 'Oedipus' complex anyone? And geneology goes out the window!
actually genesis 4-5 states that hey had 3 sons Cain, Able, Seth and one unnamed child (perhaps another female)

still wouldn't work or anything, just pointing it out.
 

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Kaboose the Moose said:
Shag first. Consequences be damned!

Also repopulating the world with only two people means that the subsequent generations will have a similar gene pool. That's just not a good idea in an evolutionary perspective.
Extinction isn't exactly a "good idea in an evolutionary perspective" either. :p
 

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HT_Black said:
Find an artificial gestation machine and get busy about twenty thousand times. Then, raise the test tube babies and have them repeat the cycle. God willing, we'll eventually get to soemthing resembling a sustainable population.
Wow, that's new :p
 

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Humans only cause insanity, find a sock puppet. If everyone else is dead they should be on sale! Supply and demand man ;)
Fallout disagrees " http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Vault_77 " ;)

OT: I have no idea what i'd do because i'm pretty much useless in this area.
 

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Only two people left? Time to raid the sperm banks and hope they have a manual on how to use the turkey baster..
 

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I wouldn't ask. Simple as that. I wouldn't think the end of the world is a decent place to raise a kid. IF we would fall in love then sure, but as I said, no kids (or maximum of 1 if I get convinced by her). Who knows, might be able to pull off the "happy family living together" if we got enough food and such.
 

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I'd ignore her, and then go on to look for a library.

Also, lose my perfect sight so I'd need glasses.

Then, accidentally drop the glasses on the ground, so they break.

"No... No, that's not fair. There was time now!"



...And then I'd start a meaningful relationship with this last surviving girl.
 

maddawg IAJI

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DonMartin said:
I'd ignore her, and then go on to look for a library.

Also, lose my perfect sight so I'd need glasses.

Then, accidentally drop the glasses on the ground, so they break.

"No... No, that's not fair. There was time now!"



...And then I'd start a meaningful relationship with this last surviving girl.
Wait? No cliffhanger! This show sucks! *Changes channel*
 

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maddawg IAJI said:
DonMartin said:
I'd ignore her, and then go on to look for a library.

Also, lose my perfect sight so I'd need glasses.

Then, accidentally drop the glasses on the ground, so they break.

"No... No, that's not fair. There was time now!"



...And then I'd start a meaningful relationship with this last surviving girl.
Wait? No cliffhanger! This show sucks! *Changes channel*
-Today on Martha Stewart, were showing you how to make a gigantic towering terrifying monster of a supermutant into a delightful dinner companion.
 

maddawg IAJI

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DonMartin said:
maddawg IAJI said:
DonMartin said:
I'd ignore her, and then go on to look for a library.

Also, lose my perfect sight so I'd need glasses.

Then, accidentally drop the glasses on the ground, so they break.

"No... No, that's not fair. There was time now!"



...And then I'd start a meaningful relationship with this last surviving girl.
Wait? No cliffhanger! This show sucks! *Changes channel*
-Today on Martha Stewart, were showing you how to make a gigantic towering terrifying monster of a supermutant into a delightful dinner companion.
I've seen this episode before. They make the monster wear a Tuxedo and talk about his feelings, this show is like a mix between Oprah and Dr.Phil. Except it isn't as relevant. *Changes channel*
 

DonMartin

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maddawg IAJI said:
DonMartin said:
maddawg IAJI said:
DonMartin said:
I'd ignore her, and then go on to look for a library.

Also, lose my perfect sight so I'd need glasses.

Then, accidentally drop the glasses on the ground, so they break.

"No... No, that's not fair. There was time now!"



...And then I'd start a meaningful relationship with this last surviving girl.
Wait? No cliffhanger! This show sucks! *Changes channel*
-Today on Martha Stewart, were showing you how to make a gigantic towering terrifying monster of a supermutant into a delightful dinner companion.
I've seen this episode before. They make the monster wear a Tuxedo and talk about his feelings, this show is like a mix between Oprah and Dr.Phil. Except it isn't as relevant. *Changes channel*
WHEEL! OF! FALLOUT!
 

maddawg IAJI

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DonMartin said:
maddawg IAJI said:
DonMartin said:
maddawg IAJI said:
DonMartin said:
I'd ignore her, and then go on to look for a library.

Also, lose my perfect sight so I'd need glasses.

Then, accidentally drop the glasses on the ground, so they break.

"No... No, that's not fair. There was time now!"



...And then I'd start a meaningful relationship with this last surviving girl.
Wait? No cliffhanger! This show sucks! *Changes channel*
-Today on Martha Stewart, were showing you how to make a gigantic towering terrifying monster of a supermutant into a delightful dinner companion.
I've seen this episode before. They make the monster wear a Tuxedo and talk about his feelings, this show is like a mix between Oprah and Dr.Phil. Except it isn't as relevant. *Changes channel*
WHEEL! OF! FALLOUT!
Oooooh, I like this show. NO!! WHY THE HECK WOULD THERE BE A P IN THERE!? IT CLEARLY SAYS THE DEATHCLAW DANCERS!