So... Repopulate?

[DonMartin]

I'd ignore her, and then go on to look for a library.

Also, lose my perfect sight so I'd need glasses.

Then, accidentally drop the glasses on the ground, so they break.

"No... No, that's not fair. There was time now!"



...And then I'd start a meaningful relationship with this last surviving girl.

Wait? No cliffhanger! This show sucks! *Changes channel*

-Today on Martha Stewart, were showing you how to make a gigantic towering terrifying monster of a supermutant into a delightful dinner companion.

I've seen this episode before. They make the monster wear a Tuxedo and talk about his feelings, this show is like a mix between Oprah and Dr.Phil. Except it isn't as relevant. *Changes channel*

WHEEL! OF! FALLOUT!

Oooooh, I like this show. NO!! WHY THE HECK WOULD THERE BE A P IN THERE!? IT CLEARLY SAYS THE DEATHCLAW DANCERS!

Gimme the fucking remote.

Here we go.

"I'll take 'Things that'll blast your face off' for 400."

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I'd ignore her, and then go on to look for a library.

Also, lose my perfect sight so I'd need glasses.

Then, accidentally drop the glasses on the ground, so they break.

"No... No, that's not fair. There was time now!"



...And then I'd start a meaningful relationship with this last surviving girl.

Wait? No cliffhanger! This show sucks! *Changes channel*

-Today on Martha Stewart, were showing you how to make a gigantic towering terrifying monster of a supermutant into a delightful dinner companion.

I've seen this episode before. They make the monster wear a Tuxedo and talk about his feelings, this show is like a mix between Oprah and Dr.Phil. Except it isn't as relevant. *Changes channel*

WHEEL! OF! FALLOUT!

Oooooh, I like this show. NO!! WHY THE HECK WOULD THERE BE A P IN THERE!? IT CLEARLY SAYS THE DEATHCLAW DANCERS!

Gimme the fucking remote.

Here we go.

"I'll take 'Things that'll blast your face off' for 400."

Ooh ooh ooh! I know this one! It's who is Duke Nukem when he doesn't have any gum! WHAT!? I never would have guessed it would have been Wrex!

 

[joshuaayt]

Won't be enough people.

Sex would inevitably come up, and possibly we would act upon that urge, but nothing would come of it- unless our children fuck each over, leading to deterioration of gene pool.

 

[Ekonk]

If I was the last man on Earth, regardless of how many women there were, humanity would grind to a halt. This isn't saying that no woman would want me or anything emo like that, it's just that I could NEVER work up the nerve to just openly say something like that.

...I should probably do something about that.

Not to mention that two people by far isn't enough to make a sustainable genepool.

OP: I'm male, she is female, we live together, survive together, know only each other - it's obvious what will happen.

UNLESS she's lesbian. That would provide some interesting dillema's considering The Future Of The Human Race.

 

[shadow741]

Repopulation?! What, after all of these idiots that barely have enough intelligence to be classified as human die? Hell no! Well then again it would be my genes and I'm pretty smart so maybe.

 

[DonMartin]

-Today on Martha Stewart, were showing you how to make a gigantic towering terrifying monster of a supermutant into a delightful dinner companion.

I've seen this episode before. They make the monster wear a Tuxedo and talk about his feelings, this show is like a mix between Oprah and Dr.Phil. Except it isn't as relevant. *Changes channel*

WHEEL! OF! FALLOUT!

Oooooh, I like this show. NO!! WHY THE HECK WOULD THERE BE A P IN THERE!? IT CLEARLY SAYS THE DEATHCLAW DANCERS!

Gimme the fucking remote.

Here we go.

"I'll take 'Things that'll blast your face off' for 400."

Ooh ooh ooh! I know this one! It's who is Duke Nukem when he doesn't have any gum! WHAT!? I never would have guessed it would have been Wrex!

*changes the channel*
"Alright Mary, you have 30 seconds to give me something men want to loot from a dead ghoul. And your time starts... now!"

 

[teisjm]

If only me, and a single lady, sure we could get normal children, but said childrens options for reproducing would consist solely of their siblings and parents, so this would end up with inbreeding (and incest) if they tried.

I think i'd just try to avoid children, then if see where things went with my co-survivor, and just take it as it comes.

 

[Doclector]

I'd probabally wait ages, raise the issue, and then inevitably have to kill her in self defense because of her ensuing violent reaction.

 

[2fish]

Humans only cause insanity, find a sock puppet. If everyone else is dead they should be on sale! Supply and demand man

Fallout disagrees " http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Vault_77 "

OT: I have no idea what i'd do because i'm pretty much useless in this area.

I guess Fallout failed Econ?

I'd probabally wait ages, raise the issue, and then inevitably have to kill her in self defense because of her ensuing violent reaction.

So you would talk about politics with the last woman on earth? I mean from what I have seen violent reactions only debates like politics or abortion... please tell me you didn't bring up the latter to the last woman on earth.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

All I can say is, Humanity would be doomed.
I'm infertile, so no result would come of anything.
And I'm nonsexual, so nothing would happen.
Otherwise I would be the last living person.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Shag first. Consequences be damned!

You know, I wondered how long it would take until someone said that. And as it turns out not long.

 

[Arc_Light]

Shag first. Consequences be damned!

Also repopulating the world with only two people means that the subsequent generations will have a similar gene pool. That's just not a good idea in an evolutionary perspective.

The 3rd Generation of offspring would most likely be mentally disabled unless you could find another person to mate with. There isn't even a real gurante that your offspring would survive given the conditions and if you lack the training to deliver said baby safely.

Though if some major religions are to be believed then perhaps the last two people on earth could make like Adam & Eve 2.0 and hope an all-knowing and all-powerful deity can sort shit out.

The only problem with that is that Adam and Eve had two children, Cain and Able, both were guys..... this simply poses more questions than it answers. Still only one breeding pair who only manage to produce sons.... 'Oedipus' complex anyone? And geneology goes out the window!

actually genesis 4-5 states that hey had 3 sons Cain, Able, Seth and one unnamed child (perhaps another female)

still wouldn't work or anything, just pointing it out.

It's still not a pretty picture.....

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

Humanity would die out, without a large enough group a viable population just wont happen. At that point survival or even existence is pointless. I would look for more people but after a long time, at least 20-30 years, I'd just sit back and year after year slowly die off into the distant memory we were destined to become.

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

If it is only two people, Repopulation is out of the question. Not a big enough Gene Pool. You'd need a good number of people to make a sustainable population and even then, that wouldn't last forever.

Pretty much that. Because it means that eventually, your kids are going to have to do each other, and you'll have to do your kids.

So unless you plan on repopulating the world with flipper babies, you're out of luck.

 

[El Poncho]

Well if we are the only two people and we are spending lots of time together then there is bound to be some attraction.

 

[KindOfnElf]

Never, if he brought it up I'd say no. He's not the one who would have to deal with the pregnancy and childbirth (especially with no hospitals).

Absolutely! *draws swords*

Me being the only girl there, and be PREGNANT!?!?!
And you talk repopulate, do you have ANY IDEA how many kids are needed for that (kid = 9 months), provided they are all born healthy and stuff?!

Feel my wrath!!!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

If it is only two people, Repopulation is out of the question. Not a big enough Gene Pool. You'd need a good number of people to make a sustainable population and even then, that wouldn't last forever.

This. You'd need at least 3 people for repopulation and then you'd have to have at least 3 kids each time to get mutations and genes flowing. And that wouldn't take too long as your average age would decline a lot due to lack of medicine and other amenities.

3+ people can do it under much supervision. 2 cannot as other have explained.

You must be...what? The 30th guy whose quoted me in this thread =P I feel popular now.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Repopulate? Never...

Outright appeal for sex? Immediately.