So Satan decided Hell needed a new punishment.

[SUPA FRANKY]

Video games! Lets say you went to hell ( even if you don't believe in it, bear with me.)What possible video games would Satan choose for you to play? You can also add some limiters or whatever.

1.) Disgea: You had to get every character class in the game to level 9999. And you can't bull shit it. You have to do it the old fashioned way. And all you can fight are level 3 Ghost.

2.) I Wanna Be that Guy: You have to play on insane. And every time you die, ( Notice how I said every, rather than if), you explode and reform, only to do the same thing again.

3.) Devil may cry 3 Original: You have to play on Dante must die, no healing items, and you can't upgrade.

 

[triggrhappy94]

The Force Unleashed.
Not cuase it was hard, just cuase it wasn't that great. I got bored on the first level and sprint past ever enemy. Then gave up on the second level. Knowing that I have to get through that game before I let myself play New Vegas didnt help though

 

[viranimus]

Too late, he has already done it and created his own gaming studio known as Zynga

Seriously... clicking endlessly performing insanely mundane tasks. Then forcing you to piss off and alienate your friends by constantly asking for virtual favors, thus leaving you in social isolation. Then you must turn to finding other "damned" souls who will never care anything about you and only associate with you if you help their crops.

/shrug, sounds like hell to me.

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

That pirated version of Earthbound ( i thats what its called) that has all the monsters a lot stronger, and when you reach the end boss the game freezes and deletes your save

 

[Astoria]

The Oddworld games with no save points and you have to save every mudoken, egg and fuzzel.

 

[HobbyJim]

Right off the top of my head, f***ing Advent Rising. Someone get me a bucket, cause I think I'm gonna throw up just thinking about that piece of crap.

Also, and it really bothers me to say this....but Metroid: Other M. And for some reason, I can't skip the cutscenes.

You know, throw Halo 2 on Legendary into that mix. Or any JRPG not having the words Final Fantasy in it. Nope, scratch that, ALL JRPG'S! Or any baseball video game. I could honestly go all day.

 

[lulztaco]

You must beat every game in Action 52... every... game... then when your done finish it off with a play through of E.T.

Also Battletoads: Battlemaniacs... that game is fucking hard...

 

[Trippy Turtle]

new super mario bro's. playing that is how i picture hell.

 

[DJDarque]

Desert Bus. By yourself and with no bathroom breaks for all eternity.

 

[OneEyeX]

DotA; Your team is special children, other team is Korean.

 

[Chamale]

You have to play Towers of Hanoi with 64 burning hot pieces of iron until you win.

 

[Galliam]

You have to play Pokemon Black with no internet access or action replay, and continue to play until you have caught every pokemon and leveled them to 100 with nuzlocke rules.

 

[The Rockerfly]

3.) Devil may cry 3 Original: You have to play on Dante must die, no healing items, and you can't upgrade.

If you play the modded hell or hell mode, you will die if you even get hit. I got to vergil with it and I just can't go any further. Maybe not the upgrades though, that'd just be annoying

OT: you have to go in a room with never say never on repeat, in awful quality and with fat sweaty guy sitting next to you farting the whole time

 

[SUPA FRANKY]

I got another one!

You must play Half Life 3...while wearing sound proof earmuffs and your eyes poked out.

 

[SUPA FRANKY]

You have to play Pokemon Black with no internet access or action replay, and continue to play until you have caught every pokemon and leveled them to 100 with nuzlocke rules.

Probably that's the point, but isn't it impossible to catch all the Pokemon without internet?
( You know, Victini, Zoroark, and that whole Dream World Fiasco)

 

[Tax_Document]

Big Rigs Over the Road Racing!

Enjoy your hell.

 

[Racecarlock]

You must play this http://www.molleindustria.org/everydaythesamedream/everydaythesamedream.html for eternity.

Even the art games crowd will get sick of it after probably the 10th playthrough i'm guessing.

 

[Tony2077]

i don't know but I'm going to hell so i may be able to get you a message from there somehow

 

[twistedmic]

You have to play Vampire Rain all the way through, on each difficulty level then play through Ninja Gaiden(the first x-box one) and Ninja Gaiden II on all difficulty levels without dying once (using a talisman of rebirth included. And if you die even once, during all three games, you have to start all over again. All of this while being forced to listen to Spice Girls, all boy bands from the nineties, Justin Bieber, all Disney pop princesses from the nineties and the aughts(2000-2010) Billie Ray Cyrus' 'Achey Breakey Heart' and Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will go on' on a continuous loop. And after each failed attempt, you are forced to sit through two hours (each) of stand-up comedy from Carrot Top, Andy Dick, Tom Green and Gilbert Gottfried.

 

[Kopikatsu]

1.) Disgea: You had to get every character class in the game to level 9999. And you can't bull shit it. You have to do it the old fashioned way. And all you can fight are level 3 Ghost.

AGREED. I restarted Afternoon of Darkness and it's hell just getting Laharl up to 185k stored levels, then 9999 on top of that.

3.) Devil may cry 3 Original: You have to play on Dante must die, no healing items, and you can't upgrade.
Don't you die in one hit on Dante Must Die mode? Wouldn't that make taking away healing items redundant?

OT: Get a single character to max stats in Disgaea 3. (Protip: Disgaea 3 has no stat caps.)