So the Prince of Persia film sucks apparently

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MatParker116

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http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/moviereviews/a218984/prince-of-persia-the-sands-of-time.html

According to the review it's to look at and the acting is good but the story is well shit which is kind of a deal breaker for me personally.
 

Cherry Cola

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I knew it would be awful! I called it!

Give me my award for stating the obvious!
 

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Another video game movie sucks? Why are you surprised by this? It happens nearly every time.
 

CoverYourHead

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Yeah I didn't expect it to be good at all. I'm still going to see it though, just so I can fanboy rage over it.
 

maninahat

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To me it always Looked rubbish. It doesn't help that the first twenty minutes of the teaser trailer is just some woman providing boring exposition.

I don't whole with the "Hollywood Racism" attitude. Sure, an Iranian playing the Prince would be nice, but so what if they don't get one? Iranians are caucasian anyway. We never complain when we get British people to play Germans in movies all the...oh wait. Yes I do.

EDIT: Never liked Jake Glyndgigleghagaal much either. Always looks as though he is about to burst into tears, whatever movie he is in.
 

Kimarous

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A single review doesn't like it! CLEARLY IT IS A HORRID FILM!

Seriously, people. At least wait for a second opinion, preferably AFTER the theatrical release.
 

GuerrillaClock

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I heard it was ok, by far the best videogame movie ever, not that it's saying much. Apparently the dialogue is woollen and shoddy but the action is decent and it ticks all the right boxes for a decent popcorn film. Why were you expecting a great story anyway? Have you any experience with the Prince of Persia franchise at all?
 

hazabaza1

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Oh, wait, let me get out my sarcasm hat.

A-DOIIIIII? Really? I never would have guessed!
 

HT_Black

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Does anyone else remember how Yahtzee vowed to post a video of him punching himself in his penis if he liked this movie? Because he totally said that, so you know.

Also, I don't care if it's bad. I loved the games and I'm going to see it; and if it's a flop, I'll just feel better about setting the Magic Kingdom on fire.
 

SnootyEnglishman

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Another person thinks a movie adaptation of a popular video game stinks? Well personally i'm not that surprised by it. However i will still watch the movie even if it has Jake Gyllenhack playing the prince.
 

Amnestic

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I'm *really* hoping this is good. I'm not expecting much though.

Oh, and I don't trust any film reviewer. Ever.
 

Kuchinawa212

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It's got Prince of Persia in the title. So it can't suck that bad
I got to at least try it. I hear he's named in it. Vesdan or something? Grr that defeats the whole point!
 

sudokucrazedman

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I can't say that they screw up EVERY video game movie, I found the Super Mario Bros movie quite enjoyable; then again, it is a DISNEY MOVIE based off of a video game and even has a movie game based off of it. It is quite depressing to see a game based off of a movie based off of a game. It's like getting the novelization of a movie based off of a book.