Today, 4 freaks from the Westboro Baptist "Church" showed up in my town. There were 4 of them carrying signs with great messages like "Californication" and "God hates California". What made me the most upset was the fact there were two 4 year old boys holding up some signs. Those poor kids are going to be hated their entire lives just because they were brainwashed by their evil parents into thinking God hates everyone. Anyway, I was just walking down the street with my dog when I passed by them. I ignored them, not even giving them a glance when the mom turned and said to me "You are going to hell, young man! You and the entire generation of brute beasts raised from birth with the satanic lie that God loves everyone!".
I ignored them and continued walking, figuring it was the best option against these ignorant shit-brains. The mom yelled at me again, "You can't walk away from your sins! God is going to send you to hell!". I turned around and said to her as politely as I could, "Excuse me ma'am, but you don't even know me. I don't really think going around harassing people is the right way to win souls to God. I advise you not to have your kids out here as well. They probably don't even know what a 'fag' is and you have them out here holding signs that they probably can't even read. I ask you kindly to please not be out here, as you're upsetting many people and not even preaching the correct word of God." She completely ignored my statement and said completely irrelevantly, "God hates all California fags and fag enablers!". I figured that this was the right time to leave.
As I was walking back from the park, a large group of about 20 people were surrounding them, shielding the outside world from their false, perverted message of the Bible. They were completely trapped, and even though some cops were trying to break up the circle the people remained tight. Eventually, the members gave up and ran back to their van. However, some anonymous hero had slashed all of their tires and removed their license plates, as well as cause all of the oil from the van to leak out. One of the Westboro moms screamed at the cops, "Some punk vandalized our car! Do your damn job and find them!". A cop, clearly annoyed by the members quickly asked the crowd, "Does anyone know who did this?". Then they said to the members, "Well, no one has come forth with info. We'll start an official investigation and try to find out who did this." One of the Westboro moms screamed at the cop, "You lazy oath-breaking bastard! You need to do your job, or I'm reporting you to your captain!". Although this scene was too hilarious, I had to get home. According to one of my friends who was there, they ended up later being towed and fined 5,000$ for apparently breaking a window at the police station. Finally, the people in my town have the guts to stand up to these morons.
I ignored them and continued walking, figuring it was the best option against these ignorant shit-brains. The mom yelled at me again, "You can't walk away from your sins! God is going to send you to hell!". I turned around and said to her as politely as I could, "Excuse me ma'am, but you don't even know me. I don't really think going around harassing people is the right way to win souls to God. I advise you not to have your kids out here as well. They probably don't even know what a 'fag' is and you have them out here holding signs that they probably can't even read. I ask you kindly to please not be out here, as you're upsetting many people and not even preaching the correct word of God." She completely ignored my statement and said completely irrelevantly, "God hates all California fags and fag enablers!". I figured that this was the right time to leave.
As I was walking back from the park, a large group of about 20 people were surrounding them, shielding the outside world from their false, perverted message of the Bible. They were completely trapped, and even though some cops were trying to break up the circle the people remained tight. Eventually, the members gave up and ran back to their van. However, some anonymous hero had slashed all of their tires and removed their license plates, as well as cause all of the oil from the van to leak out. One of the Westboro moms screamed at the cops, "Some punk vandalized our car! Do your damn job and find them!". A cop, clearly annoyed by the members quickly asked the crowd, "Does anyone know who did this?". Then they said to the members, "Well, no one has come forth with info. We'll start an official investigation and try to find out who did this." One of the Westboro moms screamed at the cop, "You lazy oath-breaking bastard! You need to do your job, or I'm reporting you to your captain!". Although this scene was too hilarious, I had to get home. According to one of my friends who was there, they ended up later being towed and fined 5,000$ for apparently breaking a window at the police station. Finally, the people in my town have the guts to stand up to these morons.
