So you are an evil super villain, what is your evil plan?
Many evil plans have been devised and thwarted, recently you realize that you are an evil villain and decide its high time you joined the ranks of such names as The Joker, Green Goblin, Bowser, George Bush, etc.
But what is your plan? how will you ensure it succeeds? and why are you doing it?
My evil plan would be to destroy the internet with a team of highly trained evil assassin ninja monkeys, which I will command from my secret underground lair. The purpose of the Internets destruction would be to rid the world of trolls and greifers, this would be achieved when they realize that they can no longer feed of other peoples rage, which is their sole form of nutrition, without it they begin to starve. At which point I would re-enable the internet and everybody would live happily ever after, except as a condition of the re-enable I must be paid a cut of ISP profits
But alas before I can motivate myself to get up off the couch to press the 'kill the internet button' an generic and under developed superhero breaks in and presses the self destruct button (that is next to the destroy the internet button) causing my lair to initiate the countdown timer. The superhero uses his generic powers to escape whilst an generic rock song plays in the background. since the elevator is in lock-down I have to take the stairs, but before i make it, BOOM! all my life's work is gone and the trolls get to live another day.
(to reiterate) what is your plan? how will it succeed (or fail)? and why are you doing it?
Many evil plans have been devised and thwarted, recently you realize that you are an evil villain and decide its high time you joined the ranks of such names as The Joker, Green Goblin, Bowser, George Bush, etc.
But what is your plan? how will you ensure it succeeds? and why are you doing it?
My evil plan would be to destroy the internet with a team of highly trained evil assassin ninja monkeys, which I will command from my secret underground lair. The purpose of the Internets destruction would be to rid the world of trolls and greifers, this would be achieved when they realize that they can no longer feed of other peoples rage, which is their sole form of nutrition, without it they begin to starve. At which point I would re-enable the internet and everybody would live happily ever after, except as a condition of the re-enable I must be paid a cut of ISP profits
But alas before I can motivate myself to get up off the couch to press the 'kill the internet button' an generic and under developed superhero breaks in and presses the self destruct button (that is next to the destroy the internet button) causing my lair to initiate the countdown timer. The superhero uses his generic powers to escape whilst an generic rock song plays in the background. since the elevator is in lock-down I have to take the stairs, but before i make it, BOOM! all my life's work is gone and the trolls get to live another day.
(to reiterate) what is your plan? how will it succeed (or fail)? and why are you doing it?