So you are walking into your house and your keys fall on the floor...

[aquailiz]

And when you raise your head you see that everything is gone from your home except that old one-eyed teddy bear you lost when you were a kid. The teddy bear is sitting on a note. What does it say?

 

[Mercsenary]

"RUN RUN RUN. IT LIVES. IT HUNGERS. RUN"

 

[Sassafrass]

"This is your landlord, next time, pay ya rent, ya mook! Your stuff is outside in the skip."

EDIT: Or this thing I just found.

Don?t dismiss this outright as the work of some raving lunatic. There?s some sense to this story, if you?ll just hear me out?

Look, we all wonder if time travel is possible, right? Well, let me tell you something? it is. I?m from the future, actually. I know you probably don?t believe that, but seriously, I?m from the future. It?s a really great thing; getting to see the past, watching events unfold? stuff like that. We know more now than we ever would.

Behind all the fun, though, there?s a more serious aspect. We aren?t supposed to go in our own lifetime, and we are never allowed to contact our past selves. Let me tell you, I?m breaking that rule right now. Yes, kid, you?re talking to yourself. Your future self. I?m going to be executed for this, but you know what? I accept that. I?m preventing something by talking to you that is worse than death. I can?t tell you outright what to do, because the filters would catch it. This is the closest I can get, trust me. I can, however, send a little message.

You should probably read the first word of every paragraph, now.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

To whom it may concern

HA HA.

Sincerly,
Guy who just robbed you but gave back your lost teddy bear

P.S. A teddy bear I stole years ago

P.S.S. HA HA

 

[mesoforte]

"It's dangerous to go alone, take this."

 

[Signa]

I'm divorcing you. You get the house, I get the rest. Don't try to contact me.

PS: I found this in the attic, I hope you love it more than me!

 

[Jammerz]

'Went to store for cigarettes. brb.'

-furniture

I lol'd so hard

OT: I can 't be as funny as the people who have already posted, so I'm not gonna try

 

[lenneth]

You dropped your keys

 

[Omikron009]

12345 Fake Street.
11:59 PM tonight.
Come alone.

 

[S.R.S.]

Now about last night...

or the ever popular

Where the fuck is my other eye?

 

[Lullabye]

Found your stash, and let me tell you, you have some issues.

 

[WiccaVamp]

Everything you own is no more....

But I'll never leave you....

NEVER AGAIN.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

P.S. you should probably buy better stuff now that I'm living here. BETTER STUFF.

 

[Heathrow]

/me has Creepy Doll stuck in his head now.

How about.

"Only you can prevent forest fires."

 

[MazzaTheFirst]

"Game over man, game over!"

 

[Brad Shepard]

All it will say is "Turn Around"

 

[War Penguin]

This is your subconscious's way of telling you that you're tripping balls.

 

[sky14kemea]

All it will say is "Turn Around"

"Every now and then I get a little bit lonely-" Oh sorry you didn't mean the song D:

______________________

"Happy Christmas..."

And a blood stain on it ',:/