so you're drunk....

[Bourne]

I usually get uncharacteristically vulgar (the word "****" is often used, albeit in an affectionate manner), and I usually wake up the next day feeling like a total jackass, although rarely is that actually the case.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I jump on my boyfriend! > I go into attack mode.

When I drink, my linguistic skills improve dramatically, and then I drink a little more and get sleepy and retire to my home.

Do you put on a panda suit and sing the Sexual Harassment Panda song as well?

No, I leant the suit to my friend "Honest Steve", and now the head piece smells like vomit. He says that it "honestly" wasn't him, that he had left the head on the sink whilst he used the urinal, and that a man with a "churlish disposition" made heaving sounds behind his back, and was "gone before he had shaken out the last few drops".

I'm starting to think "Honest Steve" might have a hint of irony to it.