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Blatherscythe

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Aliens visit Earth and demand that we give them a speciman of a human being or they shall blow up the entire planet (they can do that you know!). They will not say what they shall do with the human they recieve and that creeps you out a bit. Now, they don't care about health, religion, gender, body type, race, beliefs or intelligence, they also won't use this person as a generalization of our species, they want a human to do "things" too. By some strange twist of fate you are choosen to make the choice, now the aliens can find anyone in a matter of minutes, so you could even give them someone in hiding. Now don't argue about the science or believability behind this, they want one living human, who do you give them?

I would probably give them Kim Jong Il the second (I know I spelled it wrong), because the man is obviously off his rocker and he's a violent, aggressive and cruel asshat of a human-being and North Korea might actually benifit from him being taken away (though there is the risk that he'll get replaced by an even more crazy, angrier and shorter person), now don't judge my answer, I want yours.
 
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Thats easy. I hold a lottery and everyone who wishes to go must buy a ticket.

Makes millions you would.

You know people are crazy and would want to go?
 

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I'll give them someone who is dead. You said health doesn't matter, right?

If they can't be dead, I'd give them Bin Laden, just so I can find out where he's been hiding all along.
 

Insanum

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I'd let them pick.

Or i'd just get a Massive phone book and then close my eyes and point.

Or, If all that failed, I'd have the most EPIC game of Eenie Meanie.
 

crimson5pheonix

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marter said:
I'll give them someone who is dead. You said health doesn't matter, right?

If they can't be dead, I'd give them Bin Laden, just so I can find out where he's been hiding all along.
"News update, Bin Laden was working at a Foot Locker in Idaho."
 

Chamale

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If the aliens are willing to HUNT DOWN this person, I'd give them a picture of Osama bin Laden. If not, I'd hold a "lottery" to find a volunteer, as proposed by Sneaklemming.
 

Blatherscythe

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crimson5pheonix said:
marter said:
I'll give them someone who is dead. You said health doesn't matter, right?

If they can't be dead, I'd give them Bin Laden, just so I can find out where he's been hiding all along.
"News update, Bin Laden was working at a Foot Locker in Idaho."
Oh crap, a profession thread derailer! Silliness aside, WHAT? And the US still couldn't find him, wait it's brilliant! He's hiding on enemy soil while his enemies are still looking for him in mountain caves. Looks like his government training really paid off. Sarcasam and joking aside, what relevance does this have with the original topic?
 

azncutthroat

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Blatherscythe said:
Aliens visit Earth and demand that we give them a speciman of a human being or they shall blow up the entire planet (they can do that you know!). They will not say what they shall do with the human they recieve and that creeps you out a bit. Now, they don't care about health, religion, gender, body type, race, beliefs or intelligence, they also won't use this person as a generalization of our species, they want a human to do "things" too. By some strange twist of fate you are choosen to make the choice, now the aliens can find anyone in a matter of minutes, so you could even give them someone in hiding. Now don't argue about the science or believability behind this, they want one living human, who do you give them?

I would probably give them Kim Jong Il the second (I know I spelled it wrong), because the man is obviously off his rocker and he's a violent, aggressive and cruel asshat of a human-being and North Korea might actually benifit from him being taken away (though there is the risk that he'll get replaced by an even more crazy, angrier and shorter person), now don't judge my answer, I want yours.
You realize you'd be sending a delusional prick anesthized by whiskey and American pron to represent humanity?

Not exactly the best idea...

I'd go myself, armed with this baby...

 

child of lileth

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I'd probably give them the most annoying famous person I can think of at the time. Just to get them out of here, so I never have to hear about them again (the person, not the aliens).
 

Blatherscythe

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azncutthroat said:
Blatherscythe said:
Aliens visit Earth and demand that we give them a speciman of a human being or they shall blow up the entire planet (they can do that you know!). They will not say what they shall do with the human they recieve and that creeps you out a bit. Now, they don't care about health, religion, gender, body type, race, beliefs or intelligence, they also won't use this person as a generalization of our species, they want a human to do "things" too. By some strange twist of fate you are choosen to make the choice, now the aliens can find anyone in a matter of minutes, so you could even give them someone in hiding. Now don't argue about the science or believability behind this, they want one living human, who do you give them?

I would probably give them Kim Jong Il the second (I know I spelled it wrong), because the man is obviously off his rocker and he's a violent, aggressive and cruel asshat of a human-being and North Korea might actually benifit from him being taken away (though there is the risk that he'll get replaced by an even more crazy, angrier and shorter person), now don't judge my answer, I want yours.
You realize you'd be sending a delusional prick anesthized by whiskey and American pron to represent humanity?

Not exactly the best idea...

I'd go myself, armed with this baby...

Read it again, I bolded the spot you seemed to have missed.
 

azncutthroat

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Blatherscythe said:
azncutthroat said:
Blatherscythe said:
Aliens visit Earth and demand that we give them a speciman of a human being or they shall blow up the entire planet (they can do that you know!). They will not say what they shall do with the human they recieve and that creeps you out a bit. Now, they don't care about health, religion, gender, body type, race, beliefs or intelligence, they also won't use this person as a generalization of our species, they want a human to do "things" too. By some strange twist of fate you are choosen to make the choice, now the aliens can find anyone in a matter of minutes, so you could even give them someone in hiding. Now don't argue about the science or believability behind this, they want one living human, who do you give them?

I would probably give them Kim Jong Il the second (I know I spelled it wrong), because the man is obviously off his rocker and he's a violent, aggressive and cruel asshat of a human-being and North Korea might actually benifit from him being taken away (though there is the risk that he'll get replaced by an even more crazy, angrier and shorter person), now don't judge my answer, I want yours.
You realize you'd be sending a delusional prick anesthized by whiskey and American pron to represent humanity?

Not exactly the best idea...

I'd go myself, armed with this baby...

Read it again, I bolded the spot you seemed to have missed.
Oh, shi-

Well in that case... Bobby Kotick. That way, everyone wins.
 

swolf

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Is this going to be like the movie "The Box"? That movie was so bad. I still have no idea what was going on. Could someone please explain in a way that would make me care?
 

Kirkby

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Id tell them to fly around Sunderland and take there pick
Less Mackems we have around the better = P
(In case u cant guess im a geordie)
(In case your from any where but England they are basically two cities that dislike each other)
 

KeyMaster45

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marter said:
I'll give them someone who is dead. You said health doesn't matter, right?

If they can't be dead, I'd give them Bin Laden, just so I can find out where he's been hiding all along.
Didn't you know he's been hiding out in the cast of MadTV all this time?

Hmm, who would I send...*takes out list of names*

Can't send Michael Jackson, he's dead *scratches name off list* That leaves...Paris Hilton, Ryan Seacrest, and Justin Beiber at the top of my list.

Anyone got a D3 I could borrow?