Songs For Stripping.

[Disaster Button]

If you had the choice, or were being forced to do this, and could choose the music you strip to, what would you choose? It can be a scene of your choice.

I would choose this. In a club like Afterlife from Mass Effect 2, except cleaner and sexier, but sleazier.

 

[Spirultima]

If you had the choice, or were being forced to do this, and could choose the music you strip to, what would you choose? It can be a scene of your choice.

I would choose this. In a club like Afterlife from Mass Effect 2, except cleaner and sexier, but sleazier.

Because EVERYONE knows this song...

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Because there is so little that really captures that feel of male strippers.

I'd post the actual music video, but am sure that would lead to a quick ban.

And face it, no one wants to see Gunther's bare ass.

 

[SturmDolch]

Just because it would be fitting.

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

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Whilst shouting "DO YOU FEEL IT?", "CMON, CMON" etc.

 

[Jedamethis]

The Benny Hill theme tune.

For massive lulz.

I second this.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

You Can Keep Your Hat On.

Yeah, it's a classic and very cheesy, but the day I get forced to strip is the day I decide to start taking the piss out of everything.

 

[Casual Shinji]

I'm kinda cheating since this track was already used for the stripper scene in Very Bad Things.

 

[Dublin Solo]

The Benny Hill theme tune.

For massive lulz.

You'd have to do it quite fast, or while being chased by lots of women in funky bikinis.

 

[Something Amyss]

Because I'm weird.

Even better if the band is playing it. Less booing at my flab.

 

[loc978]

Keeping in mind that I am in fact a heterosexual male... but also acknowledging that I revel in other people's embarrassment... even when they're embarrassed for me...
Almost anything by Electric Six. Preferably:
**edit** I would totally helicopter while singing along to the outro: "YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR KITCHEN BABY!"

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Or, if it's at a military function:
Actually, I don't think I'd be able to do that one... I'd crack up pretty fast.

 

[Private Custard]

Definately this!!

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

The music would be perfect, and the lyrics might make people uncomfortable.

 

[el_kabong]

I would prefer no music. Nothing but the sound of me weeping and the horrified gasps of on-lookers as I shame myself.

 

[Disaster Button]

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Whilst shouting "DO YOU FEEL IT?", "CMON, CMON" etc.

Are strippers allowed to talk?

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

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Whilst shouting "DO YOU FEEL IT?", "CMON, CMON" etc.

Are strippers allowed to talk?

No idea, I'ma shout it in their face regardless!

 

[Nemy]

I can't believe noone mentioned this one yet but..:

Spoiler: contains swearing

or maybe this one:

Spoiler: does not contain swearing, but a Shaquille O'Neal look-a-like :D

They're still the best :]