Stag do's
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Replace the booze with something else, like maybe tea. Then laugh as they all wonder why they aren't getting drunk.
Okay maybe it wouldn't get that far. But wouldn't it be funny if it did?
Okay maybe it wouldn't get that far. But wouldn't it be funny if it did?
Step 1) Plastic wrap over the toilet.
Step 2 & 3) Whipped cream trick with warm water trick.
Step 4) Roll the cameras.
Step 2 & 3) Whipped cream trick with warm water trick.
Step 4) Roll the cameras.
Step 1: Find a girl willing to help
Step 2: Get him off-his-ass drunk
Step 3: Have said girl dress like a total tramp
Step 4: Place girl in bed next to him, pretending to be dead
The dead hooker in the bed prank always works.
Step 2: Get him off-his-ass drunk
Step 3: Have said girl dress like a total tramp
Step 4: Place girl in bed next to him, pretending to be dead
The dead hooker in the bed prank always works.
Sell him into slavery, that's always a good one.
Failing that, strip him naked, paint him bright orange and chain him to some object in the centre of town.
Superglue him to a police woman.
Leave a dead prostitute in the boot/trunk of his car.
Hire his mum and/or sister(s) as the stripper(s).
Feed him so many laxatives that he prolapses.
... those are some of the more tame ideas.
Failing that, strip him naked, paint him bright orange and chain him to some object in the centre of town.
Superglue him to a police woman.
Leave a dead prostitute in the boot/trunk of his car.
Hire his mum and/or sister(s) as the stripper(s).
Feed him so many laxatives that he prolapses.
... those are some of the more tame ideas.
Hmm... you doing anything else besides drinking?
I remember on my brothers stag do last year we went paintballing. After 3 hours of playing by the rules we were allowed to shoot him relentlessly. All 40 of us.
I remember on my brothers stag do last year we went paintballing. After 3 hours of playing by the rules we were allowed to shoot him relentlessly. All 40 of us.
pass a current through the darts at wherever you're going so when he plays he gets an electric shock!
to be honest best man has kept it all very very quiet. so none of us have a clue whats actually going on.
I remember at one of my mates birthdays they did the whole "ok now ur all allowed to shoot him" trick, which i thought was hilarious until he was told "oh yeh, and you can pick a friend" He somehow managed to pick me out in the crowd....never truly forgiven him
I remember at one of my mates birthdays they did the whole "ok now ur all allowed to shoot him" trick, which i thought was hilarious until he was told "oh yeh, and you can pick a friend" He somehow managed to pick me out in the crowd....never truly forgiven him
Don't do it. I know a guy who was killed during a stag party prank. Some guys thought it would be a good idea to get him really pissed, tie him to the roof rack of a car and take him through a mechanical car wash. He drowned. Seems obvious right now, reading this, that such a thing could happen, but after a hard night of drinking this possibility didn't occur to his drunk mates. How about just shake his hand and say congratulations or something. I know that's boring, but the chances of ruining his night/life/existence are mininal.chief_ben said:
Handcuffs. Always a winner.
Wakes up hungover, naked, handcuffed to the bathroom radiator (within reach of the toilet, we're not being overly cruel here).
Oh and maybe use some kind of substance that safely stains to draw a massive penis on his chest. So it won't show up when dressed, but when he goes to sleep with his new wife......
Wakes up hungover, naked, handcuffed to the bathroom radiator (within reach of the toilet, we're not being overly cruel here).
Oh and maybe use some kind of substance that safely stains to draw a massive penis on his chest. So it won't show up when dressed, but when he goes to sleep with his new wife......
