Hello, everybody. I like many of you am interested in the upcoming Star Wars film set to come out. I honestly suspect this movie to be pretty fun overall, but I also am worried about some of the possible pitfalls and temptations that might bring the movie over to the dark side.
and like any other pseudo intellectual, contrarian, couch director I want to talk about it.
1. Dont mess with Empire.
One of the major things that could potentially drive me crazy on the level of mass effect 3's ending altering the arcs and plot of the original trilogy (The Empire Strikes Back in particular). In the trailers we see two things that worry me on this subject.
First, we see Han in the same outfit he wore during the original trilogy. WHY? This is profoundly strange. He is significantly older, was a general in the rebellion, and more than likely married a princess. Why does he now dress like a smuggler still. Now, the actual clothing here does not actually concern me... it's not great but not scary. What concerns me is that they will back track. I worry that Han and Leia will have gone their separate ways and now Han is back to his old shenanigans. What bothers me about this is the possibility that all of that character development we received during the first films and going to be thrown out the window and we'll get Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Han is a character who grew a lot during the series and is the only fellow who was able to completely dodge the prequels. If there is one character the movie would do well to not screw with it would be this one.
Second, we see lots of good old empire stuff, you know, stormtroopers and tie fighters and stuff. WHY? The primary focus of the original trilogy was to overthrow the empire and take back the galaxy for the republic. What happened? It's been over 30 years and they are still kicking around? This i suspect will be halfway explained by it being some remnant faction or by it being a grassroots terrorist kind of group immolating the empire of old. I personally am not a fan of it. I know they love fan service, but to keep the empire around greatly diminishes the events of the original trilogy.
2. Don't kill Chewy.
Now, a lot of people are predicting that they insert a death into this movie for emotional resonance. I too suspect this as a possibility. This idea doesn't bother me. I think it treads the line of mistaking a character's importance to the universe for the character's importance to the audience, but if done well it can function fine. My concern is they will kill the wrong one.
This brings me to my point, don't whip out and kill Chewbacca. Why not? because it will be cheap and it won't matter. Why? because... well...I'm gonna hurt some feelings here, but Chewy is not a character. Chewy is a space dog who helps fly the ship. Think about it. Outside of being loyal and temperamental (doglike traits) can you tell many anything about Chewy that isn't directly related to his looks or job and doesn't make him sound like a puppy? You might, but it isn't too easy. Now, I like Chewy, as a concept. However, he is not someone easy to attach to as he has limited characterization and we as an audience, along with most of the characters, can't understand what he's saying. To kill him would be a very whimsy half hearted move. It would be trying to get an emotional loss without really losing a character. If this happens it will not work without some amazing 11th hour characterization of a space dog that has been in like 4 movies. However, it worries me that they will try anyway because they will be too afraid to kill a real character like Han, the more obvious choice.
3. Finn and Rey k-i-s-s-i-n oh, never mind.
Now, I generally avoided info about the movie and just plan to see it once it's out. However, I am pretty certain that the characters of Finn, stormtrooper guy, and Rey, scavenger girl, will almost certainly be our leads. What worries me is that once again the movie might take a half measure rather than go one way or another.
Brace yourselves, I'm going to talk about a bit of a scary subject, Interracial Romances.
As I'm sure most of you have noticed, the characters most likely to be our leads are of the opposite gender. You also may have noticed that the gentleman is black and the lady is white. This creates a touchy situation. It is often the case that the male and female leads fall in love. It's a cliche' true, but it is often effective. It is a form of personal reward for the trials and difficulty of the adventure. We as an audience like to feel like things are going to go well for our heroes after their adventure and a romance that is a product of the adventure is a great way to do this. Our heroes went through some stuff and now are rewarded with a relationship. Also, it tends to fit in well because they are generally going to have grown closer and learned to depend on each other over the course of the adventure anyway so romance is just a stone's throw away.
However, as previously stated, Rey is white and Finn is black. People, particularly white people who make up a large % of the star wars movie going audience, get a little uncomfortable with a black male and white female relationship. It isn't because they are monsters, but because they have some deep primal part of their mind that get's touchy about it. This is why you'll notice lots of films where a white man romances a nonwhite female, but not the other way around. It has to do with our natural perceptions about women as things, for lack of a better word, to be valued and protected along with the inherent us vs them mentality that human nature is geared towards. For this reason, I am worried that the film will want the two character's to be romantically interested in each other but will balk at it when the time comes. I am concerned that they will set up a romance with flirty dialogue and long looks with no real payoff and nobody wants that.
My hope is that they commit one way or the other. Either there is no romantic suggestion at all between the two characters or they go whole hog on it.
4. Another deathstar.
I don't know why, but it's a worrying possibility. jj, seriously, don't.
5. Dumb Lightsaber Fight. (Empire and Phantom spoilers)
Now, I'm pretty sure most people like lightsabers, I know I do. However, lightsaber fights are a tricky thing and the emotional conflict is often even more important that the physical one.
I'll break it down like this. Remember the fight between Luke and Vader in Empire? That was great. Not because it was super well choreographed but because of the situation behind the fight and the emotions the fight illicits. Not only was there light vs dark but it really played up the audience's feelings. The dark lighting, the smoke, the slow pace of Vader's approach it all played on how you were already warned that Luke wasn't ready for this. Combine that with the hard hitting swings that often looked sloppy, but conveyed the intense struggle Luke was under and it made for a great scene.
Too often in the prequels the lightsabers fights were too clean and focused on the fancy flips rather than what the audience was supposed to feel during the fight. The fight between Darth Maul and the two jedi at the end of Phantom Menace is a great example of this. We barely know who this bad guy is. He has little character development and can feel like he was inserted purely for a cool fight, admittedly he does affect the plot but we as an audience generally don't care about Obi fighting him until his master dies. He's just some bad guy and they fight in some weird space place...cause it looks cool.
I like lightsaber fights but they only work when backed up by emotion and characters. I worry that a lightsaber fight will just happen because it's star wars and of course we need a lightsaber fight. That would be lame.
Anyway, that's my complaining. I hope you enjoyed reading this. Have a nice day
and like any other pseudo intellectual, contrarian, couch director I want to talk about it.
1. Dont mess with Empire.
One of the major things that could potentially drive me crazy on the level of mass effect 3's ending altering the arcs and plot of the original trilogy (The Empire Strikes Back in particular). In the trailers we see two things that worry me on this subject.
First, we see Han in the same outfit he wore during the original trilogy. WHY? This is profoundly strange. He is significantly older, was a general in the rebellion, and more than likely married a princess. Why does he now dress like a smuggler still. Now, the actual clothing here does not actually concern me... it's not great but not scary. What concerns me is that they will back track. I worry that Han and Leia will have gone their separate ways and now Han is back to his old shenanigans. What bothers me about this is the possibility that all of that character development we received during the first films and going to be thrown out the window and we'll get Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Han is a character who grew a lot during the series and is the only fellow who was able to completely dodge the prequels. If there is one character the movie would do well to not screw with it would be this one.
Second, we see lots of good old empire stuff, you know, stormtroopers and tie fighters and stuff. WHY? The primary focus of the original trilogy was to overthrow the empire and take back the galaxy for the republic. What happened? It's been over 30 years and they are still kicking around? This i suspect will be halfway explained by it being some remnant faction or by it being a grassroots terrorist kind of group immolating the empire of old. I personally am not a fan of it. I know they love fan service, but to keep the empire around greatly diminishes the events of the original trilogy.
2. Don't kill Chewy.
Now, a lot of people are predicting that they insert a death into this movie for emotional resonance. I too suspect this as a possibility. This idea doesn't bother me. I think it treads the line of mistaking a character's importance to the universe for the character's importance to the audience, but if done well it can function fine. My concern is they will kill the wrong one.
This brings me to my point, don't whip out and kill Chewbacca. Why not? because it will be cheap and it won't matter. Why? because... well...I'm gonna hurt some feelings here, but Chewy is not a character. Chewy is a space dog who helps fly the ship. Think about it. Outside of being loyal and temperamental (doglike traits) can you tell many anything about Chewy that isn't directly related to his looks or job and doesn't make him sound like a puppy? You might, but it isn't too easy. Now, I like Chewy, as a concept. However, he is not someone easy to attach to as he has limited characterization and we as an audience, along with most of the characters, can't understand what he's saying. To kill him would be a very whimsy half hearted move. It would be trying to get an emotional loss without really losing a character. If this happens it will not work without some amazing 11th hour characterization of a space dog that has been in like 4 movies. However, it worries me that they will try anyway because they will be too afraid to kill a real character like Han, the more obvious choice.
3. Finn and Rey k-i-s-s-i-n oh, never mind.
Now, I generally avoided info about the movie and just plan to see it once it's out. However, I am pretty certain that the characters of Finn, stormtrooper guy, and Rey, scavenger girl, will almost certainly be our leads. What worries me is that once again the movie might take a half measure rather than go one way or another.
Brace yourselves, I'm going to talk about a bit of a scary subject, Interracial Romances.
As I'm sure most of you have noticed, the characters most likely to be our leads are of the opposite gender. You also may have noticed that the gentleman is black and the lady is white. This creates a touchy situation. It is often the case that the male and female leads fall in love. It's a cliche' true, but it is often effective. It is a form of personal reward for the trials and difficulty of the adventure. We as an audience like to feel like things are going to go well for our heroes after their adventure and a romance that is a product of the adventure is a great way to do this. Our heroes went through some stuff and now are rewarded with a relationship. Also, it tends to fit in well because they are generally going to have grown closer and learned to depend on each other over the course of the adventure anyway so romance is just a stone's throw away.
However, as previously stated, Rey is white and Finn is black. People, particularly white people who make up a large % of the star wars movie going audience, get a little uncomfortable with a black male and white female relationship. It isn't because they are monsters, but because they have some deep primal part of their mind that get's touchy about it. This is why you'll notice lots of films where a white man romances a nonwhite female, but not the other way around. It has to do with our natural perceptions about women as things, for lack of a better word, to be valued and protected along with the inherent us vs them mentality that human nature is geared towards. For this reason, I am worried that the film will want the two character's to be romantically interested in each other but will balk at it when the time comes. I am concerned that they will set up a romance with flirty dialogue and long looks with no real payoff and nobody wants that.
My hope is that they commit one way or the other. Either there is no romantic suggestion at all between the two characters or they go whole hog on it.
4. Another deathstar.
I don't know why, but it's a worrying possibility. jj, seriously, don't.
5. Dumb Lightsaber Fight. (Empire and Phantom spoilers)
Now, I'm pretty sure most people like lightsabers, I know I do. However, lightsaber fights are a tricky thing and the emotional conflict is often even more important that the physical one.
I'll break it down like this. Remember the fight between Luke and Vader in Empire? That was great. Not because it was super well choreographed but because of the situation behind the fight and the emotions the fight illicits. Not only was there light vs dark but it really played up the audience's feelings. The dark lighting, the smoke, the slow pace of Vader's approach it all played on how you were already warned that Luke wasn't ready for this. Combine that with the hard hitting swings that often looked sloppy, but conveyed the intense struggle Luke was under and it made for a great scene.
Too often in the prequels the lightsabers fights were too clean and focused on the fancy flips rather than what the audience was supposed to feel during the fight. The fight between Darth Maul and the two jedi at the end of Phantom Menace is a great example of this. We barely know who this bad guy is. He has little character development and can feel like he was inserted purely for a cool fight, admittedly he does affect the plot but we as an audience generally don't care about Obi fighting him until his master dies. He's just some bad guy and they fight in some weird space place...cause it looks cool.
I like lightsaber fights but they only work when backed up by emotion and characters. I worry that a lightsaber fight will just happen because it's star wars and of course we need a lightsaber fight. That would be lame.
Anyway, that's my complaining. I hope you enjoyed reading this. Have a nice day