Statements that make you laugh

[Hat of Controversy]

I was just wondering, what are some funny sayings/statements/words or whatever that often make you laugh? A few of mine would have to be:

"That Dingo ate my Baby and refuses to pay child support"

"That Negro had my Baby and refuses to pay child support"

"That Dingo orally consumed thine offspring and refuses to offer any sort of monetary accommodation for his actions"

Your turn!