stop mid sentance

[Mcmuffin]

I was hanging out with some of my friends today and was telling them a story of something i had done with another group of friends. and suddenly mid sentence i stopped myself because i realized how ridiculously stupid i was sounding.

so escapist have you ever stopped your self mid sentence because you realized what you were about to say was completely retarded? and what was it.

 

[RaNDM G]

Pretty much every time I do a Candlejack reference, it makes me feel like a dolt. I mean, come on. Who actually thinks that joke is

 

[DanielBrown]

I wouldn't know about that, but yesterday I pissed off some kid with a silly diary or something and he just-

 

[Flailing Escapist]

What are you talking about I always finish my sent-

 

[The Virgo]

I usually think out what I'm going to say so that I don't have to do that, but sometimes I'll change how the sentence is phrased MID-SENTENCE. Then I end up sounding like an idiot.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Not really. I only do that type of thing when I mention our good old buddy Candlejack. He really is quite rude interrupting me like that. Why are you looking at that? Did you expect me to stop in mid

 

[Radoh]

Oh god, the tentacles are everywhere, they're even in my

 

[C95J]

Cool, 6 responses and 5 of them stop mid-sentence. +1 for originality

 

[Particulate]

I sometimes have that issue when I'm trying to recall a specific place or location. See I'll be able to describe it to the letter but I'm terrible with street names. So I came up for something to serve as a place holder so my sentences don't collapse mid way through. And what is that something?

The Dildo Factory

Friend calls: "Hey do you remember where [X] lives?"
Me: "Oh yeah he's out on Dildo Factory road."
Friend: "lolwtf?"
Me: "Go out like you're going to the icecream place and when you go past the last stop light before the woods there'll be a road. That's dildo factory road. Turn there and go down till you see the horse paddock, [X] lives just past that."
Friend: "lol whatev"

*15 minutes later*

Friend: "So you meant Doss road, right?"
Me: "Sure. Why not?"
Friend: "Well I see a horse paddock up ahead"
Me: "Well you're going the right way then."



"dildo factory" serves as a place holder and when someone tells you "DILDO FACTORY ROAD" or "BOB WORKS AT THE DILDO FACTORY" then that usually sticks in your mind. Coupled with my rough directions it's guided literally dozens of people to their destinations and has become a recurring inside joke amongst friends.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

I don't have to as much because I try to think fully before I speak.

But some times, yes I do stop right in-

 

[blaqknoise]

How did I know this thread would be full of posts stopping mid sen--

 

[pppppppppppppppppp]

I cut myself self off before I say something racist. Apparently, people get offended, the stupid ni-

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