Strange requirments.

[Nickolas Azieha]

If you had two wishes that related to food and another that related to zebras what would they be.

 

[grimsprice]

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I'll have to think about that one...

#1: I want an infinite spawning Nuka Cola vending machine in my room.

#2: I wish zebras never existed. There is nothing more 'fashion flop' than zebra skin.... anything.

 

[Neonbob]

I would wish to be able to cook really well for one.
And then I'd wish to have a magical zebra that was bound to my will, and capable of fulfilling wishes.
HAH!

 

[Kollega]

Have a truckload of pies,make it rain softdrink chocolate,and then invert colors of all the zebras in the world. Simple.

 

[The_Healer]

I wish that you choke on whatever food you happen to eat and then you get trampled by a stampede of zebras.
This thread is horrible.

 

[grimsprice]

I would normally second that one, but right now i'm high off cheez-its. So i'm in no mood to complain.

 

[Loop Stricken]

People; TWO wishes for food, one for zebra, 'tis what it says.

1) Fantastic cooking skills.
2) A fridge that will spawn anything that I require within it.

Z) Wild and plentiful zebra in the UK.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Have a truckload of pies,make it rain softdrink,and then invert colors of all the zebras in the world. Simple.

Enjoy your doomed world when all the plants die through malnourishment. A man cannot live off pies alone.
Hoever, I have granted your third wish.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

I would wish to end world hunger and increase the zebra population so that their numbers are more reasonable for species survival.

 

[Kollega]

Have a truckload of pies,make it rain softdrink,and then invert colors of all the zebras in the world. Simple.

Enjoy your doomed world when all the plants die through malnourishment. A man cannot live off pies alone.
Hoever, I have granted your third wish.

You misunderstood me. ONE rain. And make it not softdrink,but chocolate.

 

[Kpt._Rob]

1) Plenty of food for everyone everywhere, ending world hunger.

2) Zebras suddenly become brilliant benevolent beings, and decide to bring the world high quality healthcare, which they provide free of cost to all world citizens.

 

[Timotei]

I wish pizza dough was a little easier to work with by hand.

I wish zebras would just randomly explode. Just think about it, a wild life documentary team is filming a group of zebra and one suddenly explodes.

 

[Yokai]

I wish I could eat a casual lunch with Sean Connery on the back of a robotic zebra as it galloped across a barren wasteland.