Strange/Weird Things You Own

[Flap Jack452]

Everyone has seen some type of strange/weird item in a store and thought "I have to have this strange/weird item right now." Don't say you haven't, because if you do so you are a liar. Lying is frowned upon.

Or maybe you didn't buy your strange/weird item, maybe you found it. I'm not saying found as in "I'm making up a ridiculous excuse because I stole my item." No, I mean "I literally found this item, was intrigued, and decided to take it home, in a way that is completely legal."

Perhaps you were given this item as a gift from someone who discovered it one of the previously mentioned ways.

I'll kick us off: I found a section of a deer spine while on a class trip in Colorado. I stuck it in my suitcase, and by some untold miracle it survived the trip home. Also, my neighbors brought me a blowgun and darts from their trip to the Amazon. Great neighbors, huh?

Now its your turn, don't be shy. Also, no making up stories. This is a form lying, and in case you have the memory of a amnestic goldfish, lying is totally uncool and will result in people contorting their mouths downward (frowning, ya dummy).

 

[dududf]

In this case it was a Guest at a party we were hosting, that brought a giant black dildo bottle opener, and a boob bottle opener to the party as gifts.

Strange part?

The Black dildo one actually works suprisingly well.
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Yeah, I think that qualifies as weird ass shit.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I have a empty can of Diet Coke from my school's Teacher's lounge where it only costs 35 cents. Me and 4 other guys in my grade have ever gotten a soda from that room

 

[Raven's Nest]

I once found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow...

What? You said no lies right?

 

[JRCB]

An all-in-one trowel. I am not an outdoors person at all. But still, my Granddad got it for me. What does it have in it?
-The shovel bit
-A hatchet
-A saw
-Various wrenches
-A hammer
-A nail puller
-A compass
-A watertight compartment
-and A bottle opener

It sits beside my bed, daring people to break in to my house during the night.

 

[Superior Mind]

I own a butterfly knife. The reason it's odd is that they're illegal here and I found it while out for a walk one day.

 

[Timotei]

A Coleco Vision. It's in my closet somewhere.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I have a little jackalope thingy (statue? figurine? doo-hickey?) that's covered in rabbit fur.
My mom picked it up when she was coming back from a trip visiting relatives.
It's quite soft and cuddly.

An all-in-one trowel. I am not an outdoors person at all. But still, my Granddad got it for me. What does it have in it?
-The shovel bit
-A hatchet
-A saw
-Various wrenches
-A hammer
-A nail puller
-A compass
-A watertight compartment
-and A bottle opener

It sits beside my bed, daring people to break in to my house during the night.

That is amazingly badass. I want one.

 

[Flap Jack452]

I once found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow...

I hope you have a vivid mental image of my disappointment in you.

P.S.- Just so we're on the same page, in this image I'm frowning and shaking my head in disappointment. You are hanging your head in shame, mumbling apologies.

Enjoy your guilt!

 

[Jenniphurr]

a stuffed Pink Prinny from the game Disgaea. i only wish it would say "here i go Dood!" but sadly it doesn't talk *sniffle*

 

[Dorian]

The only things of interest I have are three triangular-shaped lumps of limestone I found while on a canoeing trip one day. They currently form a Triforce on my wall.

And possibly my three swords, but those are just because no one has many these days.
If ONLY I could be trained in them.....

 

[slabomeat]

A box fish and a set of bull horns.

 

[Frankydee]

half of the lower jaw of some...animal I haven't managed to identify.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I have an old mammoth tooth from my uncle's land, a cardboard poster of a bottle of red Mountain Dew, a Galileo Thermometer, a hawk skull, a deer skull, an autographed cardboard Boba Fett, a Scout Neckerchief slide I found in a tree one day, a multitude of knives from various places (Alaska, Holland, Norway, Germany, etcetera), and a papyrus bookmark.
Probably some other things, too, but those are the things that pop into my head.

 

[A Weary Exile]

An Alligator's preserved head (Let the Florida jokes begin!), my sister bought it for me at Gatorland (It's basically a zoo).

 

[Lord RPGs]

My friend has a guide on how to date people, and how to deal with things that can/will go horribly wrong. Like, how to break a window so you can escape a bad date.

He also has a copy of Ghost Dad. I feel bad for my friend.

 

[Worgen]

a top hat, 2 paper weights from the worlds fair that I looted from my grand fathers house after he died, a beer keg that was once filled with spatan, an annoyingly suggestivly posed figure of Felicia from dark stalkers and several pieces of sharpened stainless steel, I guess you could call them swords

 

[Carbonel]

I have a little jackalope thingy (statue? figurine? doo-hickey?) that's covered in rabbit fur.
My mom picked it up when she was coming back from a trip visiting relatives.
It's quite soft and cuddly.

An all-in-one trowel. I am not an outdoors person at all. But still, my Granddad got it for me. What does it have in it?
-The shovel bit
-A hatchet
-A saw
-Various wrenches
-A hammer
-A nail puller
-A compass
-A watertight compartment
-and A bottle opener

It sits beside my bed, daring people to break in to my house during the night.

That is amazingly badass. I want one.

(I can steal it for you if he doesn't beat me to death with it)

Lets see! I was at a mall and I came out with:
A bloated horse statue
A bloated Goat statue
Two swords of bad quality but cool to look at
Various forms of useless trinkets including cell phone charms and other things

PAX this year I got a ton of stuff
I went to the Twisted pixel booth and got two Maws as well as well as a shirt for JRCB up there. I also got a Castle crashers hope poster.

Various hats/helmets/head paraphernalia.
most notable are two viking helmets one metal one plastic. The metal one is on my head when I need to burn things.

 

[skywalkerlion]

The strangest thing I own is probably the replica of Master Chiefs helmet (Mark VI MJOLNIR armor) that came in the Legendary Edition.

His helmet sits right on it's base, in between two flag bases that have both an American flag and a USMC flag on each one. And behind the helmet, is a big poster of Master Chief that you get when you cut up the Legendary Edition box. It's like a love shrine, only 10x more badass.