Strangest way you have been woken up.

[TheDudeMan14]

Pretty self explanatory, what is the strangest way you've been woken up.

For me it was a few weeks ago. I was over my friend's house with a few other people, and I am usually the last one awake. So to wake me up my 300 lb. friend picks me up off the ground onto my feet. Not being able to move i fell back down to the ground and woke up.

Not that exciting..

 

[Raiha]

recieving oral sex. BEST WAKE UP EVER!

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

After a night of drinking with my mate, I woke up on the living room floor of HIS house, missing my pants and underwear...
Suffice to say it was a while before I went back.

 

[x434343]

This morning. Woke up, glanced at clock. 5:30.

Went back to sleep for 30 minutes. Hear alarms, assume it's 6:00.

It's 5:31, but I was definitely asleep.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Next to a girl I didn't know too well wearing no pants.

I've used the oral sex one on my boyfriend. He didn't quite react the way I wanted.

 

[Yureina]

I woke up one day to the sound of someone vomiting into a toilet in the bathroom next to my room. It was New Year's Day, and it kept up off and on for about 2-3 hours after I woke up.

I know that probably isnt that special, but I don't exactly hang out around "partygoers" very much. I certainly was not one of them.

 

[jubosu]

The car i was in crashed into a river
I was woken up from driving
and water crashing all around me

 

[tehweave]

I feel a tingle on my face...
I open my eyes...
My cat is an INCH from my nose.
I yell, jump up, and it goes flying across the room.

Then jumps back up on the bed, curls up and sleeps.

 

[The Magical Hobo]

A few years back I had a bed that was about the same height as a bunk bed. I woke up halfway between it and the floor. I landed on my back. It hurt.

 

[Last Bullet]

I'm spending the night at friend's house. I crash on the couch. I wake up, groggy, with the barrel of a gun pressed to my forehead. Woke me right the hell up.

Then he laughed because it was a custom-made watergun.

Needless to say, he became my best friend.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I was about sixteen at the time. My little cousin's dog (German shepherd) woke me up by humping my face (glad I slept with my mouth closed) Worst wake-up ever.

 

[Insanum]

I was staying at my nan, And me & my little brother were sleeping "top & tail" (as in, pillows at either end of a single bed).

I wake up at 3am because my pillow is hard and warm, To find my 6 year old brother asleep across it.

I threw him to his end of the bed, Which didnt even wake him.

 

[Skops]

My own snoring woke me up.. funny thing was, when I did wake up I stormed out of my room and damn near slammed my parents door thinking it was my dad snoring like a dying elephant like as usual.....


.... 10 minutes later I remembered they were in Mexico.

 

[direkiller]

My roomate last year left the tv on
at about 2 in the morning this guy came on

 

[Yassen]

With my friends ass in my face. Followed immediately by a very loud fart. Apparently that was something he did with a number of his other friends as a laugh.

Let's just say I got even with him the next day.

 

[N_of_the_dead]

i once woke up in the cupboard in my bathroom i don't now why aside from me being drunk though never did that before when i drank and has yet to happen again which is probably good.

 

[hittite]

Let me just say one thing, never ever be the first of your friends to fall asleep if there is any possibility at all of a marker in a 3 mile radius.
(ah man, you should have seen what we drew on his forehead)

 

[mexicola]

A centipede falling on my chest (I guess I was half-awake if that woke me up), me reflexively trying to shake it off with a hand and effectively squashing it on my shirt... Ugh!

 

[Sir Kemper]

I've used the oral sex one on my boyfriend. He didn't quite react the way I wanted.

Probably a deep sleeper.

Trust me, you could be told him he'd won a million dollars and he'd still have the same reaction.


OT: Many, many years ago the power plant where I live exploded, turning the sky redish.

My mother, woke me up around 3:00 AM, and began telling me to stuff food into my pocket's, claiming that the city we were living in was getting bombed, and we had to leave. It took around 3 family friends to convince her otherwise.


The only other time more unpleasent then that was getting woken up by a blinding light and something that sounded like an explosion.

In my mind, I thought a nuke had gone off, Really all it was was just a plane flying over head and my eye's adjusting to the morning sunlight.