Stuck in a Box

[Dragonrabbit]

First off, I stole this idea from a totally semi-unrelated thread. i.e. This isn't my original idea.

Ok, so the basic premise of this game is that you wake up in an inescapable box (I don't care how good of an escapist you are you can't escape,) from their I will post what happens on day one, the next poster will post what happens on day two, the next poster day three, then day four, etc.

Spoiler: visual example

Day 1: I woke up in a box. I can't appear to escape.
Day 2: I'm scared, as hard as I've been trying I can't escape.
Day 3: I'm getting hungry, I can't hear anything outside the box.
Day 4: I hear voices talking about ninjas... I think they're outside the box.
Day 5: etc.

I'll start:

Day 1: I appear to be trapped in a box. This is odd... I can't appear to escape.

 

[Falconknight06]

Day 2: It is cramped in here and there is nothing to do

 

[goodchild]

day 3: Thank Zeus I have my Nintendo DS with me - I can play Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars!

 

[Shapsters]

[Gah! Damn you! I was going to make this!]

Day 4: I have yet to figure out why I am in the box

 

[Dragonrabbit]

Day 5: My DS has died.. I ate the GTA cartridge. I think it should hold me over for a few days.

 

[Shapsters]

Day 6. Nope. The cartridge went right through me, now I gotta poop.

 

[Dastardos]

Day 7. After pooping I covered the poo up with a magazine. Today I decided to lift the magazine and use the poo as chip dip. It tasted like shit.

 

[Shapsters]

Day 8. Now I cant read the magazine, but I'm not full anymore thanks to the dip.

 

[Dragonrabbit]

Day 9: I took my pants off out of bordem, a mint fell out of my pant legs. I ate it. It was delicious. I wish I knew about it before I ate a DS cartridge, a magazine, and my own feces.

 

[Shapsters]

Day 10: Kept my pants down, entertained myself

 

[Cairo]

Day 11: Imagining my posters on the wall wait since they're imaginary I can imagine other people's posters on the wall that's amazing!
...
...
I hate my new Aerosmith poster.

 

[Neonbob]

Day 12: Tore down the Aerosmith poster, put up a poster with Joker on it.

 

[Dragonrabbit]

Day 13: The Joker poster keeps talking to me, he doesn't understand I'm serious because I'm seriously trapped in a box. I wish I could imagine a Batman poster to defeat him.

 

[Shapsters]

Day 14: I tore all my posters down, just plain box walls.

 

[Neonbob]

Day 15: I convinced myself that an Ace Ventura movie was showing on a wall. Funny.

 

[Shapsters]

Day 16: Wait, where am I again?

 

[Dragonrabbit]

Day 17: I'm in a box, I figured it out after about fifteen hours, glad my watch is here. Also a Christmas elf showed up, he keeps telling me burn things, but I don't have a source of ignition.

 

[Neonbob]

Day 18: A leprechaun joined the elf...they started an MMA fight and I ruined the fun by farting...they ran away into a magical land.

 

[Letsrock456]

Day 19: I've discovered that the leprechaun and Elf were actually married, and have had lots of leprelf children, which are running round stabbing me.

 

[Neonbob]

Day 20: I have eaten one of he leprelf children. It was tasty, though I noticed lots of blood coming from my foot area when I was done. I'm going to lay down now.