Stupid names that parents give their children...

[Kimarous]

Some people can be really idiotic when giving their children unique names. There's a couple in my local community who named their child (I shit you not):

Captain Friday Falkenburg

...Really? Captain Friday? Did... did you ever give your child's future any thought before settling on this? He is going to get teased sooooo much when he goes to school. Furthermore, what if he joins the military? Confusing much? And is "Captain Friday" together as his first name, or is it Captain as his first and Friday as his second?

And you know what the most incredulous part of this is? The kid was born on a SUNDAY!

So what about you? What are some of the stupidest names you've heard parents give to their kid?

 

[Numb1lp]

There was a couple who named their kid Adolf Hitler in like, Alabama or something. Sucks to be him.

 

[Wildrow12]

Tequila
Shithead (pronounced She-Thayed)
Rape (Yes, I am fucking serious. I had to register a family who had a child named 'Rape').

 

[karp250]

i read a interesting article from the new york times for a sociology class that said often people who have really out there names a quite well adjusted and enjoy the uniqueness furthermore the name really only changes people perspective until they meet the person anyways some of my favorites from that article were major slaughter and lucifer.

 

[Raven's Nest]

Moon Unit Zappa

Frank Zappa's child... Seriously

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Dick is a terrible name. Imagine what kids with that name go through in school.

 

[whycantibelinus]

Blanket......

 

[Rooster893]

Audio Science. (Celebrity parents)
RaNeequa. (black parents)

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

I had the Dovers (last name) as my old neibors. They named their new born Ben, what idiots.

 

[Aqualung]

Moon Unit Zappa

Frank Zappa's child... Seriously

Oh my gee, that child needs to be an astronaut, NOW.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Some people can be really idiotic when giving their children unique names. There's a couple in my local community who named their child (I shit you not):

Captain Friday Falkenburg

Do you live in Toontown or are they just insane?!

OP:Tanden is one weird name I've heard, and when parents name their kids 'Hope' or 'Destiny' that really annoys me.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Zorbula. I don't think anyone's actually named that, but Zorbula would be an awful name.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

Dick is a terrible name. Imagine what kids with that name go through in school.

you do realize their name really is Richard but they call them Dick right?

i'm glad i don't know anyone who named their kids something overly stupid, tho a friend did give the middle names of Ghoul and Zombie to his kids

i've heard of some really stupid names, the fact that the person might be nice doesn't change the fact that they have a stupid name

 

[Kuchinawa212]

It's not just a name but stuff that gets to the VII or the IX. I mean can you not be more creative then name your child the same thing for 9 generations?

 

[Baldry]

Well it reaches that time to have I child I shall name them Chewbacca, Im such a loving guy

 

[Eri]

Sadly, most african americans these days tend to have and give out stupid as hell names. Of course, this is not limited to a single race, but I would vote they are the majority.

 

[ae86gamer]

Kimberly. Wait a minute.. Thats my name!

But yeah, its terrible. >_>

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

Tequila
Shithead (pronounced She-Thayed)
Rape (Yes, I am fucking serious. I had to register a family who had a child named 'Rape').

I thought the second name was an urban legend.
Then I found it. http://www.ussearch.com/consumer/preview/peoplesearch.do?
"Screwball Shithead" age: 65

The first and third name is a common last name
http://www.whitepages.com/search/FindPerson?firstname_begins_with=1&firstname=&name=Rape&where=
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http://www.whitepages.com/search/FindPerson?firstname_begins_with=1&firstname=&name=stupid&where=
U. R. Stupid lives in Texas.

 

[Timotei]

Doqweeshanay. I fucking kid you not.

And if you happen to be Hispanic and your surname is either Gonzalez or Lopez, please refrain from naming your newly born son Jesus. There are eight Jesus Gonzalez in my school and three Jesus Lopez. It's even more of a headache when you look in phonebook.