Stupid names that parents give their children...
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I was almost called Zaid, but my mom called against it and wanted to name me Haddie. Eventually they comprimised and named me Omar.
I heard about a guy in Brazil who called his daughter Vagina. I'm not sure if it was in english or portuguese but still.
I heard about a guy in Brazil who called his daughter Vagina. I'm not sure if it was in english or portuguese but still.
I know someone named Trent.phatty500 said:
At least it's an actual name. Friends of ours named their kid the Dutch word for "sweet" or "love" (depends on the context), other one's named their kid the Dutch word for butterfly. Really, be glad.MaxTheReaper said:
And then my name, it's so incredibly Dutch, it's only properly pronounceable in Dutch. You can't pronounce Bas properly in English without making it sound completely retarded. And that's pretty crappy when you're planning on living in an English speaking country.
Guy, there is a... well guy in my form at college called Guy.
As immature as it might sound, i can't help but giggle whenever i hear someone call his name.
As immature as it might sound, i can't help but giggle whenever i hear someone call his name.
Frank Lin. Yes, first name Frank, last name Lin.
Potential employer: "So, what's your name?"
Frank: "Frank Lin."
P.E.: "And your last name?"
Frank: "Yeah, I said Lin."
P.E.: "Franklin Lin....funny name."
Frank: "No, it's Frank Lin."
P.E.: "Right, Franklin Lin."
Frank: "Are you dense or something?"
P.E.: "Get the hell out of my office!"
Okay, that wouldn't actually happen, but I can dream.
Potential employer: "So, what's your name?"
Frank: "Frank Lin."
P.E.: "And your last name?"
Frank: "Yeah, I said Lin."
P.E.: "Franklin Lin....funny name."
Frank: "No, it's Frank Lin."
P.E.: "Right, Franklin Lin."
Frank: "Are you dense or something?"
P.E.: "Get the hell out of my office!"
Okay, that wouldn't actually happen, but I can dream.
Honest to god, chlamydia.
I guess the doctor had the same sense of humor as me, don't tell her what it means, it's funnier that way.
I guess the doctor had the same sense of humor as me, don't tell her what it means, it's funnier that way.
Has someone mentioned they had other children with middle names including "Aryan Supernation" and something to do with Himmler?Numb1lp said:
These children are going to become so embittered.
Calling a boy Nancy, we just call him Lance though. Noone knows his real name except for his friends. Not even teachers and possibly school administration.
If I'm going to name my kid something dumb it would be Ganon, or Faust, that itself is cool enough.
If I'm going to name my kid something dumb it would be Ganon, or Faust, that itself is cool enough.
black people name their kids the most ridicules things. Example- Chiquia, Unique, Tylenol, Robitussin. the list goes on and on.
marijuana Pepsi Jackson. real person in possession of a phd probably because he/she wanted a degree of respect.
I went to secondary school with a girl called Heaven Lee >_<
Also I swear I have a male Italian cousin called Tiramisu!
Also I swear I have a male Italian cousin called Tiramisu!
