Stupid poll options

[Elijah Ball]

stop offering random poll options.

yes

no

Peanut

does not add anything...

(this is the part where you say "this topic adds nothing")

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

This topic...may contain nuts.

 

[FortheLegion]

Cashews are the best nuts

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Cashews are the best nuts

I second this, I love cashews. They're kinda pricey though...

 

[Sassafrass]

But they break the dull monotony of intelligent discussion!
Or, in simpler terms, they're fuuuuuuuuuuuuuun. Sometimes.

 

[Irridium]

But they break the dull monotony of intelligent discussion!
Or, in simpler terms, they're fuuuuuuuuuuuuuun. Sometimes.

I like bananas!

This topic...may contain nuts.

May turn nutty pretty fast.

 

[loc978]

Bleh, this thread needs a poll. One with bacon.

also, just to be an ass...

yes

no

Peanut

does not add anything...

actually, if you look up the word "anything", you'll realize that statement is incorrect. Adding "peanut" to a poll does add another poll option, though it is most likely at a complete logical disconnect from the topic.
That's still something... it's just not a relevant something.

 

[Sassafrass]

I like bananas!

I like banana hammocks myself.

Spoiler

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

MMMM!
These polls are delicous...

OT: Who cares, view it as a sort of nutureal standpoint... with peanuts...

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

I think what this topic needs...is a bump!

Kidding, it needs a poll with stupid options. Just as an example of course...not so I can choose them... >.>

 

[Sassafrass]

I think what this topic needs...is a bump!

Nah, it needs more Rubberbandits.


Rubberbandits makes everything awesome.

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

stop offering random poll options.

yes

no

Peanut

does not add anything...

(this is the part where you say "this topic adds nothing")

Actually it does, it adds an option to those who don't want to choose yes or no yet still want to vote.

 

[Jonluw]

But it's so horribly disappointing to enter a thread an find that you can't answer the poll and just leave without answering.
I much prefer being able to leave a 'peanut' vote then.

 

[BGH122]

stop offering random poll options.

yes

no

Peanut

does not add anything...

(this is the part where you say "this topic adds nothing")

Agreed.

In fact, I go one step further and spoiler my poll options e.g.

POLL - rtfm:

Option one
Option two

Spoiler: Option One

Sonic is a *****-arse cracker

Spoiler: Option Two

Sonic is rad-kicking cool

so that people will actually read the frickin' post and not just drive-by poll.

 

[Aris Khandr]

Some people like to vote in polls to see what the response looks like. A nonsense option allows them to vote (and thus see the responses) without actually swaying the poll either way.

 

[Smooth Operator]

Cashews are the best nuts

I second this, I love cashews. They're kinda pricey though...

I prefer bacon.

OT: The random options are no different concept then "other", they only add a bit of comedic value.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

As long as there aren't walnuts, I'll be alright. They make my tongue itch. Dirty nuts.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Cashews are the best nuts

I second this, I love cashews. They're kinda pricey though...

I prefer bacon.

What about a bacon-nut. I know what you're thinking, it's just bananas, right? But, luckily, I can read your mind and my mind's response is 'sandwich' to which you reply with my mind and keyboard, 'why not combine them all?' Then I think, 'I'll go one even better!' Here's my idea...

Banana-Bacon-Cashew-Nut-Bread!!

Now the real question...what goes in the sandwich using that bread?

Answer: BACON!!!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

maybe its because if you dont have an actual answer, but have something to add to the discussion, its an answer for you.