Stupid Shit You Hear From Gamers?

[SUPA FRANKY]

" The title of the game said SIlent Hill, so I raised the volume up High! It was so scary!"

*Facepalms*

 

[dududf]

Press B to jump.
The frig?
It's Space Bar. *Herp Derp Merp*
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In all seriousness...

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The frig is that, Retardese?

 

[tmujir955]

"DAMMIT, why won't the controllers work!?"

(me):"Because you didn't insert any batteries?"

"...oh..."

 

[RanD00M]

Random doche:The PS3 will never sell well.
Me:And why is that?
Him:Because the 360 is suppah leet haxxxwhores.
Me:Whatever you say.

 

[x0ny]

"Heal the tank when he's low on health."

 

[Heart of Darkness]

"Casual game," "hardcore game," and the subsequent tying of shovelware to the maker of the console the shovelware is on.

 

[dududf]

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The frig is that, Retardese?

It reads: I'm teh 1eet hxor lol lol

OR

I am the elite hacker. Haha haha

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I' the elite hacker laugh out loud laugh out loud. Mind you I like how you spent time punctuating the 'I'm'

I know what it was, I had to convert it to Retardese.

Also, by me saying "What is that Retardese" is me being funny. Invoking much "Laugh out louds"

Also, Even though I'm typing "Retardese" it doesn't mean it can't be Grammaticly correct Retardese

 

[FalloutJack]

There's been a number of times that I've been hearing people talk about games that are better for this system or that and that's a crapshoot and so on, but I couldn't understand any of it because they all grew dicks out of their forehead and they were talking out of their ass, making fart-noises instead of words.

 

[Thaius]

"Video games have stories?"

...

No, I just sat there navigating menus for 50 hours because I like watching Cloud slice things.

*facepalms*

 

[Aqualung]

My sister: *Watching me play Shadow of the Colossus* "Those graphics look horrible. How do you play that?" *Goes back to playing Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings on Wii*

 

[Pimppeter2]

"It should have been an expansion pack!"

(Started with ODST, now I have heard it for things like AC2)

/facepalm.

 

[Space Spoons]

"Why'd you pick that old man? Ken is the best character, his uppercut is on fire and does more damage, you're just a scrub/noob/idiot."
*proceeds to eat pavement against my Gen, ragequits before the end of the round*

Good times, good times.

 

[Silva]

Anyone who compares life to an MMO has forgotten how fun life can be.

 

[Simalacrum]

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The frig is that, Retardese?

It reads: I'm teh 1eet hxor lol lol

OR

I am the elite hacker. Haha haha

...How the F*** do you read that?

OT, during an online game of Uncharted 2... [SERIOUSLY annoying kids voice] - "you... you a ****** mate? you a paki mate?" [me] - "...what?" [annoying kid] - "alright lets do this paki's" [me] - "...shut up."

 

[Chancie]

Well, it was for my mom, who's a non-gamer.

I was explaining the plot of one of my games and she said:
"So, the games talk to you?"
She meant voice acting. She didn't know that games had voice acting, and she didn't know that games had stories either. xD

 

[Verrenxnon]

I revel at people who get really into TV and games. Don't get me wrong, a little immersion never hurt anybody, but it's amusing in a social sentence. I know a few guys who can't complete sentences if they're holding controllers; they have ability to multitask.