Stupidest game ideas ever...

[Boredom13]

Sim Crackwhore

Actually, I think that Sim Pimp would be pretty fun. You would slowly become the head of a ruthless crime organization, by dealing, pimping and making friends in high places. Social options would have to include 'Slap a *****' and 'tap ass' or else I would destroy Will Wright as well as Maxis.

 

[ccjav]

game tycoon...oh wait

a sequel to GRAW and RSV...oh wait

sim auschwitz...oh wait

barbie horse adventures...oh wait

ok so I have nothing original but..oh wait! gran turismo 5 traffic jam racer

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i am seriously hoping there is no game at all similar to "sim auschwitz"

 

[Anarchemitis]

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i am seriously hoping there is no game at all similar to "sim auschwitz"

Link [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Holocaust_Tycoon]

How about this:
Ultimate Time-Teller: Mustache Edition!

 

[Stammer]

World of WArcraft

just 'cos it's popular doesn't mean it isn't fantastically stupid

World of Warcrap

just 'cos it's the worst game ever invented.

Not saying Blizzard comes up with stupid ideas... they just don't come up with any of their own. They only have two games, which were ripped-off of other games entirely. Every other game is either a spin-off of their own games, or, in World of Warcrap's case, a merger of two. I really like how they announced Starcraft: Ghost, an FPS of an RTS, like a week after Command and Conquer Renegade, an FPS of an RTS, came out. First came CoX, then came GW, then came WoW and its blatant rip-offness of the whole HUD and gameplay example, only it cost about a month's paycheck just to pay for a single month.

(Does WoW still cost over $25/mo to play?)

Wow, did I ever go off-topic here. In conclusion, Blizzard doesn't come up with stupid game ideas because they don't have any game ideas lol

 

[Moon-Goose]

Punisher, the gameplay is good, but the story is in a new form of stupidity!

 

[Sennz0r]

A game where you have to manage a diner or bake cakes. seriously, what the fuck, what is the fun in serving people who get agitated after 30 seconds of not getting their orders and earning virtual tips? If you want to do that just get a job in a diner or a bakery, at least you earn some real money there, jeez...

 

[Logan Westbrook]

World of WArcraft

just 'cos it's popular doesn't mean it isn't fantastically stupid

World of Warcrap

just 'cos it's the worst game ever invented.

Not saying Blizzard comes up with stupid ideas... they just don't come up with any of their own. They only have two games, which were ripped-off of other games entirely. Every other game is either a spin-off of their own games, or, in World of Warcrap's case, a merger of two. I really like how they announced Starcraft: Ghost, an FPS of an RTS, like a week after Command and Conquer Renegade, an FPS of an RTS, came out. First came CoX, then came GW, then came WoW and its blatant rip-offness of the whole HUD and gameplay example, only it cost about a month's paycheck just to pay for a single month.

(Does WoW still cost over $25/mo to play?)

Wow, did I ever go off-topic here. In conclusion, Blizzard doesn't come up with stupid game ideas because they don't have any game ideas lol

City of Heroes and WoW were released the same year. Guild Wars came out six months after WoW. Your argument is on fairly shaky ground sir.

You do have a point about Starcraft Ghost though, man that game was...wait it was never released was it?

 

[Anarchemitis]

The Fifth Element game.

 

[MRMIdAS2k]

Sim Nagasaki.

once you get halfway through, some yank levels it with a nuke.

 

[shatnershaman]

Hmm if I say Portal or Half-life I will get my nostrils raped (MPHG ref) so I'll say Cooking Mama its the work of cooking without the tasty ending.

 

[ultra_v_89]

A game where you manage a garden to appease a bunch of pinatas? Where they breed by dancing? So popular it is a freebie with the 360 pack? IT EVEN HAS A F*CKING SHOW!!! WHERE IS YOUR GOD, NOW?!?

 

[Asymptote Angel]

Super Columbine Massacre RPG!

Yes, it exists. Oh, yes. Fucking Google it, it exists.

 

[Anarchemitis]

A game where you manage a garden to appease a bunch of pinatas?...

Actually the Show was before the game.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Harry Potter The Game, Little Britain The Game and Jackass The Game.

Examples of their complete opposites in quality are Max Payne, Hitman: Bloodmoney, Asssassin's Creed (when you get beaten by Assassin's Creed in the story area, you've got to hire a new writing team), Mass Effect and GTA: Vice City.

 

[aaron552]

Oswald had a scope and the motercade wasn't going very fast. 100 yards is well under the maximum range for the carcano rifle that oswald used and, assuming the scope was sighted in, that shot should have been easy.

Could YOU do it?
Easily?

 

[Stammer]

City of Heroes and WoW were released the same year. Guild Wars came out six months after WoW. Your argument is on fairly shaky ground sir.

You do have a point about Starcraft Ghost though, man that game was...wait it was never released was it?

I don't need any further proof. Since Guild Wars is an entirely identical game (in terms of mechanics) to CoX, that's obviously not a rip-off. But my proof is in the fact that Blizzard fails at originality.

SC: Ghost wasn't ever released. For something like 3 years they kept postponing it, but they just canceled it altogether. Starcraft II... same graphics and few new units. I swear, it's just an expansion pack, not a sequel lol

Worst game ideas ever... lol Big Rigs. Barney Hide-and-go-Seek. I've seen both. They both suck.

 

[Mr. Bubbles]

That new 50 Cent game, and the High School Musical game.

 

[bkd69]

Virtual effing slots. All the egalitarian randomness of Roulette, with none of the strategy. I mean, whiskey tango foxtrot?

 

[dukethepcdr]

The dumbest ideas I've heard of is making games out of TV shows that have little or no action in them. For example, I saw a game made from Lost. That show is pathetic. What do you do in it? Argue with all the characters and wander around a lot? That's about all they do in the show.