Summarize a Game in One Sentence.

[Soviet Heavy]

Like the title says. It can be serious, or humourous, but you only get one sentence. Try to guess what game it is.

Here's one.
Space Texans attempt to negotiate with bugs.

 

[gamer_parent]

if by "negotiate" you mean wage a bloody war on, then yes. Really, you could have just said, "Starship Troopers: The RTS" and be done with it.

mario: plumber saves a princess who gets kidnapped every other week, possibly as a means to get attention.

 

[fKd]

strafe jump, collect guns and kill.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Dude, instead of putting the title in the front, just say the sentence and let the others GUESS what it is. It's more fun. And that's what happened with the 'describe a movie in one sentence' in the Off-Topic forums.

anyway: Lightsaber turn based combat

Okay, I'll change it, that does sound more fun.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Royal hoarder ravages environment to further space race.

Spoiler

Katamari Damacy

 

[gamer_parent]

strafe jump, collect guns and kill.

You just described no less than 15 dozen games, and the favorite past time of maybe 20% of the west virginia population

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Freelancer: Petty conflicts are forgotten in order to band together and prevent the genocide of the human race.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Teabagging and Noobtubes

Spoiler

counterstrike

 

[Krion_Vark]

ToZ: Boy from the country saves a Princess from an evil Tyrant and doesn't get laid.
Fallout 3: Boy/Girl with daddy issues goes to look for their father.

 

[blankedboy]

Morrowind: You spell it with a capital WIN.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Hunter destroys Pirates in many humiliating and Awesome ways.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

strafe jump, collect guns and kill.

You just described no less than 15 dozen games, and the favorite past time of maybe 20% of the west virginia population

I'd guess at Serious Sam, but I'd have hoped for more clues

 

[Sacman]

Death followed by glitches...

Spoiler

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Dude, instead of putting the title in the front, just say the sentence and let the others GUESS what it is. It's more fun. And that's what happened with the 'describe a movie in one sentence' in the Off-Topic forums.

anyway: Lightsaber turn based combat

Is that KotOR?

This RTS makes you hate or love priests. WOLOLOOOO

 

[Soviet Heavy]

A brash young prince uses a magical hourglass as an excuse to murder foreign dignitaries.

Spoiler

Prince of Persia

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Raspberry obsessed AI demands more lasers!

Spoiler

Defense Grid

 

[Scumpernickle]

The voice actors are rocks with a severe case of laryngitis.

Spoiler

Gears of War

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Dude, instead of putting the title in the front, just say the sentence and let the others GUESS what it is. It's more fun. And that's what happened with the 'describe a movie in one sentence' in the Off-Topic forums.

anyway: Lightsaber turn based combat

Is that KotOR?

This RTS makes you hate or love priests. WOLOLOOOO

You forgot to turn on the Hoyohoyo cheat Age of Empires. Ninja Priests!