What's the most surreal thing you've ever heard/read?
"This is a library! Where did you even get spaghetti?"
-Persona3FTW webcomic.
"This is a library! Where did you even get spaghetti?"
-Persona3FTW webcomic.
Surreal Quotes
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'Sorry, i forgot, you're immune to most kinds of awesome'
Me and my friend *** ******* have surreal conversations all the time
Me and my friend *** ******* have surreal conversations all the time
EDIT: you should change it to "what's the mos surreal thing you've ever heard/read/SAID. Just so we don't feel silly if we choose something of our own devising as an example. Also, I've likely heard something even more surreal than anything I've ever said in my life (especially during my time in my life when I took drugs) but this example was the first thing that came to mind.SixWingedAsura said:
blowing my own whistle here, but it made a lot of people laugh:
Sat in my living room with all my friends and one guy does this MASSIVE sneeze; not only was it loud but his mouth went really wide and he snapped his heaad forward in some sort of giant 'munching' motion
I turned to him and was like "what the fuck?"
Someone replied, "he sneezed."
to which I straight away said:
"oh wow, I thought he was just eating a massive burger"
This was followed by an imitation of the "sneeze" while holding a massive invisible burger.
A lady I didn't know told me and my friend; "It's okay girls, we all understand."
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Understand...WHAT
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Understand...WHAT
"Well, I have for a long time been suffering from a species of brain injury which I incurred during the rigours of childbirth, and I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose."
I was playing Deus Ex's, The Nameless Mod the other day.
I'm not sure if this can be considered surreal but it can be considered flippin' weird.
Theres you can talk to some big dude who is guarding this door, and he says some...odd things.
"You evil monkey! Leave Mister Box alone!"
"..its the swiss! The swiss chess cameras will watch you, and turn you insane!"
"OH MY GOD I HAVE POCKETS!"
I'm not sure if this can be considered surreal but it can be considered flippin' weird.
Theres you can talk to some big dude who is guarding this door, and he says some...odd things.
"You evil monkey! Leave Mister Box alone!"
"..its the swiss! The swiss chess cameras will watch you, and turn you insane!"
"OH MY GOD I HAVE POCKETS!"
Nickelodeon thread put me in the mood for this, "Then it?s settled. Aang, I do believe it?s my turn. I?d like to spend my vacation (dramatically pointing one finger into the air) at The Library!" ~ Sokka is awesome.
Ain't that the truth. It's a shame they haven't updated in over half a year. But hopefully with Poker Night at the Inventory coming out soon The Brothers Chaps will get back to maintaining their site.Eumersian said:
While I was canning (read begging) for my soccer team I ask a guy for a donation and he pulls me aside and says "I can't support contact sports because if you play them and get hit in the head they will scar your brain. And it'll effect you later in life and (paraphrasing now) will really fuck you up."
Also today my friend said "oh my Jesus" and I said I have a Jesus
Also today my friend said "oh my Jesus" and I said I have a Jesus
"I mean it's like somebody offering you the greatest muffin ever, but then you just shoot them in the face and throw the muffin up in the sky hoping to hit an airplane for some reason."
Not one of my more coherent quotes.
Not one of my more coherent quotes.