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bananazx03

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just some survey i took. if you don't like it I don't care, in fat nobody does, so if wanna complain find somewhere else to do it

***100 Nosey Questions***



The Basics
Name
Julius Copurnicus

Age
69

Month of birth
69/69/penis

Any Siblings?
I abandoned my family centuries ago

Parents still married?
they were killed when i destroyed their home planet

Occupation
child molester

Do you like your job?
i hate every minute of it

Any pets?
i had a gerbil,but i couldnt get it out

Hair color
sperm white

Eye color
sperm white

Shoe size
extra large

Any Tattoos?
tramp stamp

Any Piercings?
both my testicles and nipples with a chain onnecting them

Current mood
asphyxiated

Current wardobe choice
n/a

What are you listening to?
your heartbeat

Who did you last speak with on the phone?
i made treatening phone calls to jim carrey last week

What do you currently smell like?
cheap cologne and whiskey

In horoscopes
scorpio

In others you know (family, friends, co-workers etc)
go die

In yourself
you



Last....
Movie you watched
brazilian butt babes

Magazine you looked at
hustler

Thing you ate
you

Book you read
madonna's sex book

T.v. show you watched
100 sexiest beach bodies

Time you cried
every night

Took a shower
i take baths in the sink

Got a real letter (a.k.a Snail Mail)
over 9000 thousand years ago

Ate at a restaurant (not fast food)
does a stripclub count?

CD you bought
drew carrey\'s 101 dick jokes

What is/was....
The best thing to happen to you today?
me, my right hand, seven minutes in heaven

Your most prized possession
my pair of rainbow socks with individual toe holes

Your first vehicle
tonka playschool plays cool truck

Your current vehicle
see above

Your favorite quote
et phone home

You bedtime (on average)
sleep is for the weak

Your best trait/characteristic
penis girth

Your worst trait/characteristic
penis length



Do You....
Store things under your bed
playboys, chewing tobacco and dead bodies

Daydream
about you

Have a computer at home
only for porn

Live in the city, suburbs or country
in the depths of space

Live in a home, apartment, duples or mobile home
i live in a mobile phone

Own a cell phone
see above, and no

Have a good luck charm
the thumb of a jew

Collect anything
eyes and toes

Attend high school or college
i dropped out in grade school

Make good grades
see above

Have You Ever....
Had a surgery?
for penis enlargement, not that i needed it

Had teeth pulled?
my front teeth so i could suck better

Broke the law intentionally
its a part of my career

Ran away from home?
my home ran away from me

Broke a bone?
the penis bone (penis's do have bones, right)

Cheated on a test/exam
drug test

Had a friend pass away
i don\'t have friends

Been issued a citation/traffic ticket
for getting road head from your mom (did I say your I meant my)

Been in an auto accident
not an accident per say

Lied to someone
all the time, even now

Been lied to
I usually drown out what everyone else says



Your Favorite....
Place to be
toilet

Place to visit
toilet

Place to chill
toilet

Non-Alcoholic drink
mikes hard lemonade

Alcoholic drink
grandma\'s special prune juice

Type of food
meat

Meal/Food dish
lightly salted penis

Dessert
blood seved over your body

Shampoo & Conditioner
sperm and blood respectively, although I hear head and shoulders makes a fine product

Toothpaste
i have no teeth anymore

Salad dressing
i make my own

Ice cream
salt and vinegar

Fast food establishment
mcdowells

Color
black, like my heart

Season
winter

Holiday
festivus

Perfume/Cologne
shania twain brand perfume

Video Game
custer\'s revenge, although I hear superman 64 is quite good

T.V. show
the suite life on deck

Smells
sweat

Article of clothing
n/a

Book
cooking with sperm

Children's Book
"you are different and that's bad"

Candy
anything from a stranger

Car
any kind of rusty van


Your Opinion....
On the death penalty
only for blacks and jews

On reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in schools
only for blacks and jews

On homosexuals in the military
all gays should be forced to enroll. along with all blacks and jews

The war in the Middle East
obama should pull out... of me

Schwarzeneggar...Governor or Terminator
gay porn star

Current gas/fuel prices
i don't care, considering my car runs on d batteries

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Sir Kemper

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But seriously though, it seems like the answers to this survey were pretty...

*Puts on shades*


Questionable.