Talk about future games like they came out

[Shurikens and Lightning]

Dude I cant believe how Bioshock 2 multilayer is so laggy.

Plus, I cant believe how all this time, Mass Effect is nothing more than Turian KY jelly.

Finally how can Modern Warfare 3 have you play as Makarov and you have to kill Soap while Eye Patch Shepherd watches!

 

[e2density]

God I wonder why Dante's Inferno got banned in Germany. Then again, what games don't?

The Left 4 Dead 3 survivors will never be as good as the Left 4 Dead 2 survivors.

Halo: Reach sucked like every other Halo game.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Starcraft 2 finally came out! Turns out there's a new race in it called the Fuzzikens, furry little woodland creatures that fly in space on stumps of trees.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Star Wars: Republic Commando 2 The Strength of Brothers is an awesome game! I finally figure out what happens to sev which is...

 

[AkJay]

Darksiders was really good, but the ending was too open, you just know they are going to squeeze a sequel when they run out of money.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Oh God Zero and Karas in Tatsunoko VS Capcom are a BEAST TEAM.
Megaman Volnutt was better than i expected as well.
I also liked the way the made Frank West, his move set works better than i expected.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Half-Life 2:Episode 3 was a disappointment. They replaced the entire cast with furry-porn characters then went on to make Breen an interdimensional space-ant with eight legs and over nine thousand testes.

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

Turns out in Half-Life 2: Episode 3, Gordon Freeman can talk and he is voiced by Bill Cosby!
Alyx turned out to be a hermaphrodite.

 

[ConstantJoe]

FIFA 11 was... just like the older ones...

 

[LockeDown]

Assassin's Creed 14 is really starting to stretch the story. I mean really, super-advanced space otters?

 

[e2density]

Madden 11 was just like Madden 10, 09, 08, 07, 06, 05, and 04.

 

[The Austin]

So I was playing Red Dead Redemption, and I realized, It was like GTA with cowboys.

WTF?

 

[whycantibelinus]

Damn Bayonetta was a piece of shit. I can't believe I wasted $60 on it.

 

[mr.aravaro]

fable 3 was stupid to try and make use of natal

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[No-Superman10]

Killzone 3...wow...just fucking wow

 

[LTK_70]

Oh man, in between playing Mass Effect 2, Bioshock 2, Dark Void, STALKER: CoP, Assassin's Creed 2 and Aliens vs. Predator, I've got enough games to burn through until HL2: Episode 3 comes out!

 

[benbenthegamerman]

ugh... finally just finished the final campaign on warcraft 17... i think im gonna have a bowel movement...

or

Damn, Final Fantasy 27 is waaaaaay better than 26!