Tell Me What to Do

[PsychicTaco115]

Has anyone seen the movie Yes Man?

If not, Jim Carey basically has to say 'yes' to whatever anyone asks him to do, no matter what

I want to do the same thing so for the next few days, anything that is put into this thread, I will do. I'll try my best to get proof that I will have done the deed.

Try to keep the list of things to do in the legal zone because I don't want to get arrested while in college XD

And why am I doing this? Because fuck monotony

TL;DR: Tell me anything that you want to see done and I'll do it

 

[Parasondox]

Has anyone seen the movie Yes Man?

If not, Jim Carey basically has to say 'yes' to whatever anyone asks him to do, no matter what

I want to do the same thing so for the next few days, anything that is put into this thread, I will do. I'll try my best to get proof that I will have done the deed.

Try to keep the list of things to do in the legal zone because I don't want to get arrested while in college XD

And why am I doing this? Because fuck monotony

TL;DR: Tell me anything that you want to see done and I'll do it

Hold on a minute. Did you just propose that over the internet? The internet? Whatever people suggest to you that they want you to do, please be careful.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Boring Me

Hold on a minute. Did you just propose that over the internet? The internet? Whatever people suggest to you that they want you to do, please be careful.

I trust the people here than anyone else

Besides, it's not like I posted this to 4chan or reddit; those guys are cocoa for coco puffs!

 

[Legion]

Propose to an elderly gentleman with whom you (or anybody else you know) are not previously acquainted with.

The rules:

Buying a ring is not necessary.
Going down on one knee is.
You have to make eye contact with them while doing it.
You must be in a public place with at least two strangers to witness it.

Good luck.

 

[Parasondox]

Boring Me

Hold on a minute. Did you just propose that over the internet? The internet? Whatever people suggest to you that they want you to do, please be careful.

I trust the people here than anyone else

Besides, it's not like I posted this to 4chan or reddit; those guys are cocoa for coco puffs!

Yeah true you are right. People here are cool, nice, considerate and reasonable. 4chan, reddit, other sites similar to those just go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too far sometimes. and They are coco for coco puffs indeed

 

[Parasondox]

Screw it, i'll join in the fun;

Randomly high 5 people as you are either walking to work/place of education or just anywhere you are going. You never know, it might make their day if someone was feeling down and you didn't know about it.

Offer the elderly a hug if they are walking by themselves.

Good luck.

 

[kurokotetsu]

Make a stranger smile every day for the next year. Every day it must be someone different, so you must make at least 365 people smile, that you didn't know previously. Good luck, and make the world a little happier.

 

[JoJo]

Murder... oh, wait, legal? Fine, I challenge you to go out in public wearing the silliest hat you can find and to wear that hat with pride!

 

[Able Seacat]

Buy yourself something you've always wanted but never got round to getting.

 

[Fijiman]

Stare angrily at anyone who walks within six feet of you next time you are sitting in public.

 

[Fijiman]

Murder... oh, wait, legal? Fine, I challenge you to go out in public wearing the silliest hat you can find and to wear that hat with pride!

Oh! Do mine with Jojo's request! It will make it even more hilarious.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Go sit down in a coffee shop. Compliment another person who comes in and sits down alone. Say something nice to them. Make their day.

Make a stranger smile every day for the next year. Every day it must be someone different, so you must make at least 365 people smile, that you didn't know previously. Good luck, and make the world a little happier.

Oh i like this!

Strike up conversation with someone at work who looks sad. Make a terrible pun to a stranger.

Hold the door for everyone. Expect high fives as payment.

Buy flowers for a stranger.

Buy flowers for you!

Leave a note in your favourite book at the library or waterstones.

Maybe even a gift certificate. If you want add a number or an email adress or a tumblr URL. Write something nice.

I might do some of these things now.

Learn to make paper cranes or flowers. Go distribute them publicly to everyone who walks past.

Give out free balloons!

 

[DudeistBelieve]

Go to a local prowrestling show

There, now be thankful I didn't tell you to try to suck your own dick because I certainly was debating it, Taco.

 

[Rip Van Rabbit]

Are you ready? I'm serious man, I won't go easy on you.
Still not backing off? Alright...

1) Do something that makes you happy!
2) Now play Final Fantasy X-2 after taking quite a few painkillers. (I'm sorry)
3) If you're in an arcade/mall and near one of those bear-claw plushie machines? Catch a plushie and give it to the nearest kid overlooking your progress.
4) Bake Muffins or Cookies for a friend! Even stone-cold OG thugs can't resist cookiez yo!
5) Rally a group of friends and visit a busy public area. Stand in a line and pretend to be goldfish: Stare blankly ahead of you and open your mouth repeatedly in an "0" shape without blinking. (First person to laugh loses. You decide the punishment)
6) Play Dark Souls: Take a shot every single time you take damage. (I'm sorry again)
7) Do you see a pretty girl? Is she a stranger? Great! Now buy her a bouquet of flowers and tell her that "A beautiful girl deserves these beautiful flowers." Expect nothing in return and bask in the sheer cheesiness and warm fuzzy feeling of making somebody's day.
8) Buy yourself flowers and stripey socks! Screw social norms dammit!
9) Tell us about your progress in another thread at a later point.

Have fun!

 

[Auron225]

Woah - I wouldn't have the balls to make this request to the internet of all places but I'll happily join in! Don't worry, I won't be mean! I won't go overboard either - I'll leave it at one.

- Buy a meal for the next homeless person you see. Not a cop-out meal either like a sausage roll or something; sandwich, fruit, crisps/chocolate, drink - bulk it out like that

EDIT: If you prefer, you may also make the meal to potentially save a bit of money but that'd likely take more time. You can decide on that part

 

[Euryalus]

Ignore what everyone else in this thread says... Problem? >

...Ok, real answer, volunteer at habitat for humanity.

Also learn Binkusu no sake and sing it for us.

 

[Silvanus]

Consider the perspective of somebody you disagree with, and sing in the shower.

 

[farscythe]

welp..in keeping with yes man....

go sky diving.. (for a charity if at all possible)

 

[The White Hunter]

Propose to an elderly gentleman with whom you (or anybody else you know) are not previously acquainted with.

The rules:

Buying a ring is not necessary.
Going down on one knee is.
You have to make eye contact with them while doing it.
You must be in a public place with at least two strangers to witness it.

Good luck.

I second this but amend that some kind of gummi/jelly sweet ring must be used.

 

[lacktheknack]

Record yourself singing a soulful rendition of O Holy Night. Post it here.