Terror attack by gamers in Brisbane Queensland

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Jadeare

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This taken from Australian news website:

The Queen Street Mall stands as a rubble filled hellish nightmare after what was first assumed to be a terrorist attack has finally come to an end. Reports have come in from an eye witness who experienced first hand the fury that leveled this newly beautified mall. From the survivor:

?I was just in Starbucks having a coffee, reading the Combine Tribune. Two young guys were sitting across from each other, one was wearing a Valve T-shirt, another a Turbine T-shirt?.. I figured they were engineers? Anyway, they were discussing something called March Mayhem, I wasn?t eavesdropping you understand, they were just talking really really loud. It started to get intense and the guy wearing the Valve T-shirt pulled out a crow bar. The other guy just laughed and pulled out what looked to be a sword?.. one end of it was all broken off but boy it looked sharp! Anyway, that?s about the last clear thing I saw, there was an explosion (other reports indicate a grenade was used) I got all torn up?? I woke up in a closet though, and I couldn?t get out?.. I later got rescued by another survivor.?

More and more reports are coming in including the sighting of what has been described as a flame sheathed Djinni throwing fireballs at a horde of zombie like creatures. The police reaction to this event has been troubling, SWAT vested individuals armed with the Austrian made Steyr AUG were seen during the event. Witnesses report the individuals were leaping constantly in the air and shooting through walls. Any hapless victims from these lethal headshots were immediately swarmed on and squatted on repeatedly. The Police had no comment.

The final showdown of these two saw the Valve T-shirted man changed into a ragged Hazmat Suit and wielding a bewildering device, he was reported to have been ?sucking? in large chunks of debris and launching it at the now Armor clad Turbine man. What witnesses have described as a snowy white dragon was seen descending in the final moments of the titanic struggle and devouring the Valve man. No portion of his body has been found. Eyewitnesses have reported they heard the other man calling him Gordon. No family has come forward at this point and the death toll is currently unknown. It is estimated the damage caused is somewhere in the vicinity of 4 Million Platinum pieces.
 

TheFacelessOne

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At first I was like "Wow...the escapist is gunna get screwed." Then i read the closet bit and i was like "wait, this doesn't make sense. Oh...wait...April 1st...DANG IT!"
 

Valiance

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Gotta admit, I laughed and actually expected a legitimate topic.

Good job.
 

novokast

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wow, i was like 'shit, gamers are goin mental down under!!!'. i got ahead of myself. but thats prob cos at the moment, my tv news programmes are all 'G20 riot' this and 'Youths smash up bank of scotland' that. damn.