That One Person You Just Can't Stand.

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ComandaKool

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Honestly I hate the actor Michael Cera, really for no other reason then the fact that he is Michael Cera.

Are there any people you have never met that yo just hate; I can't be alone on this one.
 

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Aziz Ansari
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I just want to punch his smug face soooo hard! This guy just irritates the hell out of me!

Oh yeah, and also Sacha Baron Cohen.
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Now, I do realize that he might be a perfectly nice guy in real life, but I simply hate everything he does. His humor is nothing but a stereotype cranked up to 11. "OOooh, look, I'm German gay, isn't that funny? Ooooh, look, I'm middle-eastern stereotype, isn't that funny?" NO! It's not funny! You're not funny! And I hate Borat not because I'm from Kazakhstan, but because it's not funny!
 

Kolby Jack

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I actively try not to HATE anybody, even people that it would be perfectly logical to hate, like terrorists. But there are people I don't like, and do my best to avoid as it's just better for everyone that way.

The biggest example of this is *shudder* morning people. People who are perfectly awake and alert and ready to talk in the mornings. I, and I'm sure MANY others, just can't that level of interaction in the morning. Some folks just can't see that though and continue to try and make conversation. -_-
 

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Jerry Seinfeld. I absolutely loathe him. Just seeing his face or hearing his voice is enough to make me want to punch him as hard as I can.
And there are a few normal people I've met, and unfortunately worked with, that I hate with every fiber of my being. I hate them to the point that just seeing them, even if they don't see me, is enough to put a huge damper on my day.
 

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That person who's constantly trying to prove how clever he is during a movie, you know, the guy who looks at the characters and goes
"You idiot, why would you do that?"
or
"Why wouldn't you do this?"

My response to them is always the same.
"We get it, you're the smartest guy who ever lived. I'm glad to see you can keep a cool head and think rationally while [incredibly dangerous and stressful circumstance]"

Either that or

"Because if they did [rational action], there'd be no more movie left."

Jeez, buddy, just hush your face and watch the movie, it's called drama.
 

ComandaKool

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Kolby Jack said:
I actively try not to HATE anybody, even people that it would be perfectly logical to hate, like terrorists. But there are people I don't like, and do my best to avoid as it's just better for everyone that way.


The biggest example of this is *shudder* morning people. People who are perfectly awake and alert and ready to talk in the mornings. I, and I'm sure MANY others, just can't that level of interaction in the morning. Some folks just can't see that though and continue to try and make conversation. -_-
Hate is a strong word. I mean someone that irritates you because of their actions or personality.

I agree with you on morning people, I simply want to get out of bed, have a shower get ready and have breakfast. I don't want to interact with anyone before 10AM most days. I honestly believe morning people are not of this earth.
 

Johanthemonster666

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Actors who irritate me (some already mentioned above).

-Sacha Cohen

-Michael Cera: playing himself in all his films, I assume he suffers from the same condition Shia Labouf does- no matter how much he ages, or how much peach fuzz he grows on his face in an attempt at a manly stubble/goatee he'll always look 16.

-Adam Sandler...just...Adam Sandler


Types of people who irritate me

-The charming, extremely outgoing person you were introduced to by a friend who (on the surface) seems REALLY nice, welcoming, engaging and so on. Yet the veneer doesn't take long to crack when you pay attention or just start to hangout with them more afterward. They show themselves to be catty, gossipy, two-face, have extremely low self-esteems, and are an emotional ticking time-bomb waiting to explode. When they do it usually causes a lot of drama and it can damage the friendships of the people around them.

-The friend who tells you all about their oh so world shattering problems and issues that boil down to

1) looking for love in all the wrong place 2) meaningless drama 3) an endless cycle of self-pity.

Yet when you come to them with maybe one or two things that are on your mind: "whoa whoa whoa, please stop being so negative I'm not in the mood..everyone has problems! Geez!"

-The anonymous internet person who thinks they have everything figured out. You name it: science, philosophy, politics, social issues they just know the absolute sum of all relevant human knowledge.

-The anonymous internet person who thinks societal issues that (supposedly) don't affect them = don't exist or aren't worth discussing. (see above for their justification)

-The anonymous internet person trying to convince you to stop liking what they don't like.

-The anonymous internet person who doesn't understand the concept of empathy.
 

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Nicolas Cage.

I can't stand Nicolas Cage.

I don't know why! He's never done anything bad! His movies are hit and miss (I liked Kick Ass and The Rock, and he was in those).

It's just his face. It makes me want to punch things. He has a very punchable face.

I want to punch his face, is what I'm trying to say.
 

MeChaNiZ3D

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The friend who texts/rings/emails you when you've left your phone on in an exam or movie theatre without realising or when banking on the fact you don't know anybody with a reason to text/ring/email you. For me, it's fucking Apple and iTunes.

The person who fakes being cheerful and says "hello, _____, how are you?!" in a ridiculous chirpy voice, then continues the conversation as if you're remotely friendly with them, when you honestly cannot be bothered talking to them and have NOTHING to say and/or are trying to do something.

The people who walk 4 or more abreast along a footpath, but then cannot be bothered to accomodate anyone going the other way.

The person having a conversation in the middle of train doors between the train and the station that are trying to close.

Johanthemonster666 said:
-The anonymous internet person who thinks societal issues that (supposedly) don't affect them = don't exist or aren't worth discussing. (see above for their justification)
The anonymous internet person that, while not knowing whether someone is a white, heterosexual male, thinks that being so they aren't allowed to have views on societal issues that aren't politically correct, and knows why this is always the case.

When Morgan Freeman says Black History Month is a stupid, counterproductive idea, he's a freethinker. When I say Black History Month is a stupid idea, I'm white and not even from the US.

(First half of your post though, pretty accurate)
 

Lieju

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Rob Brydon.
I don't know why, but whenever I see him in tv I can't help but to think how he has such a punchable face.


sky14kemea said:
Nicolas Cage.

I can't stand Nicolas Cage.

I don't know why! He's never done anything bad! His movies are hit and miss (I liked Kick Ass and The Rock, and he was in those).

It's just his face. It makes me want to punch things. He has a very punchable face.

I want to punch his face, is what I'm trying to say.
I wrote my comment before reading yours, but yeah, this is exactly how I feel about Brydon.

I feel bad for wanting to punch him, I really do!

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Ziadaine_v1legacy

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Actor wise, Michael Cera. He always plays the same god-damn character in these movies he stars in, and even then he manages to make me cringe about it.
 

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Politicians, especially foreign ministers.
Lieju said:
Rob Brydon.
I don't know why, but whenever I see him in tv I can't help but to think how he has such a punchable face.
Perhaps it's not him you hate, but the small man trapped inside a his head.
 

Me55enger

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Gok Wan. A poorly disguised anagram for what he should go and do.

Him and Alan Carr.

I appreciate this looks vaguely homophobic. It isn't. I just think they're poxy in-your-face berks. I cannot deny what Gok has done for the female image, however.

Oh, and Clegg. Spineless prat.
 

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sky14kemea said:
Nicolas Cage.

I can't stand Nicolas Cage.

I don't know why! He's never done anything bad! His movies are hit and miss (I liked Kick Ass and The Rock, and he was in those).

It's just his face. It makes me want to punch things. He has a very punchable face.

I want to punch his face, is what I'm trying to say.
Well have I got something for you!


It's Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Cage Edition! Everything is Nicolas Cage, so you can do anything and everything short of having sex with the guy! Guaranteed to drive you insane!

OP, my answer is also Michael Cera. The only thing I "liked" him in was Scott Pilgrim, and even then I thought he was the weakest actor in the film.
 

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wombat_of_war said:
anyone on the new alfa romeo comercials.. "its not a car its an alfa romeo" bunch of twats at the marketing company
I generally don't like car ads in general, but it seems like the most pretentious ones usually come from Europe. At least US automakers latch on to things I like, like Lincoln did with the Tron Legacy score.