The friend who texts/rings/emails you when you've left your phone on in an exam or movie theatre without realising or when banking on the fact you don't know anybody with a reason to text/ring/email you. For me, it's fucking Apple and iTunes.
The person who fakes being cheerful and says "hello, _____, how are you?!" in a ridiculous chirpy voice, then continues the conversation as if you're remotely friendly with them, when you honestly cannot be bothered talking to them and have NOTHING to say and/or are trying to do something.
The people who walk 4 or more abreast along a footpath, but then cannot be bothered to accomodate anyone going the other way.
The person having a conversation in the middle of train doors between the train and the station that are trying to close.
Johanthemonster666 said:
-The anonymous internet person who thinks societal issues that (supposedly) don't affect them = don't exist or aren't worth discussing. (see above for their justification)
The anonymous internet person that, while not knowing whether someone is a white, heterosexual male, thinks that being so they aren't allowed to have views on societal issues that aren't politically correct, and knows why this is always the case.
When Morgan Freeman says Black History Month is a stupid, counterproductive idea, he's a freethinker. When I say Black History Month is a stupid idea, I'm white and not even from the US.
(First half of your post though, pretty accurate)