Halloween is universally known as a time for little kids to dress up in little outfits so neighbours can d'aaaawwwwwww over them.
But what some don't consider is that it is also a time for fully-grown men and women to make complete tits of themselves.
Unfortunately, the best method of tittery often occurs to said adults too late to implement it. The perfect costume idea arrives on the 30th of October.
So, what have you lot come up with too late on this fine approaching holiday?
This year, I came up with two.
1. My bespectacled face and decent hunting skills would make the Sniper a viable option.
2. I recently took up boxing. In addition, my college guidance councilor is a very jolly African-American man who enjoys riding his bike.
I don't have a pink hoodie, however. I think you can guess what my plan was.
But what some don't consider is that it is also a time for fully-grown men and women to make complete tits of themselves.
Unfortunately, the best method of tittery often occurs to said adults too late to implement it. The perfect costume idea arrives on the 30th of October.
So, what have you lot come up with too late on this fine approaching holiday?
This year, I came up with two.
1. My bespectacled face and decent hunting skills would make the Sniper a viable option.
2. I recently took up boxing. In addition, my college guidance councilor is a very jolly African-American man who enjoys riding his bike.
I don't have a pink hoodie, however. I think you can guess what my plan was.
