The above taught me that ___

[Legion]

The game is simple. What did the subject posted by the user above teach you?

User 1:

"The OP taught me how to play this fantastic game.

Bioshock."

User 2:

"Bioshock taught me that jamming needles into your arms gives you super powers.

Batman Begins."

Let's have the first subject:

*drum rolls*

The Escapist.

 

[Barbas]

The Escapist taught me that there's one place in the world...

Spoiler

[HEADING=2]...Where everybooody knows your na-aaaame, BUM BUM BUM!

...Aaand they're aaalways glad you ca-aaaame, BUM BUM BUM![/HEADING]

The Post Office.

 

[EeveeElectro]

The post office has taught me that is IS possible to fuck up something simple and not give a shit about it.

A lamppost.

 

[Drummodino]

A lampost taught me that walking into a hard metal pole hurts. A lot.

Nintendo.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Nintendo taught me that you squeeze every last drop of value out of something until it is a soulless empty husk.

Wine.

 

[Neuromancer]

He taught me what it's like to be considered gone.

Morsomk.

 

[Drummodino]

Morsomk taught me that HM slaves can also have a place in life.

Dr. Susse.

 

[Barbas]

Drummodino taught me how to [HEADING=2]FUKKIRETA!!!![/HEADING]


...and I am never doing it again!

Sharks.

 

[Neuromancer]

FUKKURETA!!!!

Spoiler

Still you spell things wrong, my dear hound.

OT: Sharks have taught me the Jaws theme.

Snake.

 

[Neuromancer]

Barbas taught me how laughter-inducing spelling errors can truly be.

Miracles.

 

[Barbas]

Miracles have taught me that Black and White was a great game.

Topaz.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

It taught me SHINY! :3

Tvtropes

 

[Drummodino]

Taught me I can influence Barbas's behaviour.

Google.

 

[Barbas]

4chan taught me what happens when there is no more room in hell...

Figaro.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Figaro taught me nothing, because I have no idea what that is (and google only raises more questions than answers >_> )

Friendship

 

[Dr.Susse]

It taught me that trying is often the first step.

Heavy Metal Solos.

 

[Barbas]

Dubstep taught me that there is a hell.

Goodfellas.

 

[Barbas]

Captain Planet taught me that people with green mullets will be the first to go when my Junta is established.

Those little keys on sardine tins.

 

[BobblyDrink]

Neuromancer taught me about William Gibson and freaky robo people.

Redemption.

 

[BobblyDrink]

Legion taught me that the movie Legion, is a really really bad movie. My word what a bad movie, but the scene with the slender man like ice cream man was hilarious for many reasons.

Dancing.