The above user's avatar is trying to kill you!

[RaginDrage]

Think quickly!

The abominable avatar from right above is attempting to take you out!

Choose what you consider to be the most effective weapon for the job and defend yourself!

 

[scorptatious]

Uh. Um.. Shit. Uh.

A big ol' rock! *throws*

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

A swarm of killer bees.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

A sniper rifle with an infra-red scope

 

[Kae]

*looks at his own hand* Sword?

 

[Roxas1359]

*after killing SPider Monkey in background*
Yeah Link, you're screwed.

 

[Basement Cat]

An exorcist armed with The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! [footnote]That is a skeleton or some kind of undead, isn't it? If not--the grenade![/footnote]

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

A pointy stick!

 

[Roxas1359]

Feeling lucky punk?

Spoiler: Weapon

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I think my rifle will do nicely against a Bonie

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

Some starving immigrants should do the trick.

 

[RaginDrage]

A giant "lazer" shot from the moon.

 

[Kae]

I'll just shield bash him, I'm sure it'll do the trick.

 

[NoOne852]

Happy eh?

A spray bottle and fish should do it.

 

[KrimsonNekros]

I think I'm going to need a mystical whip for this one.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

You don't really want to kill me though, right?

I can't quite tell what you are, but surely some catnip of some description will help.. <<;;

@RaginDrage: Your avatar matches the thread title so perfectly!

 

[Fractral]

Well, given that our burgers are now apparently 100% horse meat, going to burger king/McDonalds should rid me of fluttershy.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

ALL THE BOMBS!

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'll just point all the feminists at him. >>

They don't like watching men hit girls or something.