The Apocalypse is here! What do you do on your last day?

[JoJo]

[HEADING=1]INJUSTICE LEAGUE[br]ASKS[br][small]-The Apocalypse is here! What do you do on your last day? -[/small][/HEADING]​

It finally happened. As fingers hover over nuclear missile launch buttons, giant waves and aliens simultaneously attack New York, a villainous league summon up a long forgotten evil to stalk the Earth and Nintendo announce that Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire are getting remakes, it's clear the world will not last another day. I'm afraid my fellow Escapists this is the end, ILA is here as usual to cover the events as they unfold.

My question to you today is... what are you going to do with your last day on Earth? Spend quality time with friends and family? Get some final revenge on your enemies? Lie down with a paper bag over your head and hope for the best? I want to hear your most interesting ideas to this final ILA Escapists and I promise to PM an orphan[footnote]Terms and conditions apply, RoI excluded, visit the Injustice League for full details[/footnote] to the user who writes the best response in this thread.

[HEADING=3]TLR: It's your last day, what do you do?[/HEADING]​

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[small]-JoJo-[/small]
[small]-Captain of the Henchmen-[/small]

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[Tireseas_v1legacy]

I've been advised by my legal counsel and breaching special adviser to not answer this question.

 

[Euryalus]

Furiously Masturbate

No... wait... unstrike... I might just do that. xD

And also leave work and go play video games/talk to friends and family.

Working no longer serves a purpose if the paycheck isn't coming and the work won't ever help anyone out.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Nuclear War - Shuffle my hands together and watch on the monitors of my secret lair as the world crumbles before me and allows my race of Henchgoats, Battle-cats and Ninja rabbits to proliferate beneath ground and, once the fallout and radiation settles, awaken from cryo-sleep to become god of my tribe.

(Thankfully I've also secretly replaced the worlds greatest game designers, engineers, scientists and such with clones and placed them in cryo-sleep just for such an occasion...)

Muhuhuhahahhaahhaa!!!!

*Announcement!! User has left the building(forum)!*


Captcha: In the Air (yes, a Phil Collins song will be appended to the video I make of the sattelite and other captured footage of the nuclear armageddon)

 

[shootthebandit]

Captcha: In the Air (yes, a Phil Collins song will be appended to the video I make of the sattelite and other captured footage of the nuclear armageddon)

I cant think of a better theme tune for the apocolypse than this (see below). Guns, helicopters, people getting trampled all to the sound of "shes an easy lover"

 

[Kuilui]

Well if New York is already being attacked. I'd spend my last day trying not to get killed by aliens seeing as how I live in New York.

 

[Artina89]

I would probably attempt to eat my body weight in haribo golden bears. If I am gonna die, I might as well die doing something I think I would enjoy that I wouldn't otherwise do.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Spend with the day snuggling with someone very special and eat lots of Skittles <3

I won't need my teeth on the other side, so Skittle overdose!

 

[Casual Shinji]

In all earnesty, I'd just hug my family and stay that way till the end comes.

Yeah, joke threads bring out my serious side.

 

[Barbas]

Spend with the day snuggling with someone very special and eat lots of Skittles <3

I won't need my teeth on the other side, so Skittle overdose!

What? It's the last day of life and you'd only be eating Skittles?! I'd probably grab all the chocolate I could carry in my arms and see how much I could stuff in my gaping cake hole at once.....then probably furiously gargle some Baileys.

I guess I might fat loudly in a public area, then offer the closest policeman a free biscuit. Maybe break a window with a vegetable or try and stick jammy slices of toast to the ceiling, kick a duck up the arse...who can say, really? I have an infantile mind at times.

[small][sub]Yeah, I guess there'd be hugging and stuff, I 'unno, fine...[/sub][/small]

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Play video games for a while until I can't play them anymore. Only the ones I do enjoy though because I want to remember them before I'm a pile of ash or whatever.

Then get incredibly drunk by drinking all the Guinness and all the Jameson while listening to all my music on loop until it happens.

That way I won't care that I'm about to die and everyone I know and love will be dead as well. Can't panic while being fabulously intoxicated.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I would either visit alot of websites that would result of getting viruses in my pc (hey I don't need to worry about getting a virus anymore) or try to commint good deeds in a pity attempt to get to Heaven (or make myself look good at Saint Peter).

 

[Someone Depressing]

I'd get a few books together, and read them.

Pretty boring, I know, but I might find out what I wanted to do with my life, whether or not I wanted to go to university, even in just those last couple hours.

Besides, I prefer reading over television. I have pretty bad eyesight, so I have to be close to the screen to see anything well.

 

[Esotera]

Drink some beer, smoke some weed, and be outside with people I care about doing something fun for all the day.

When the end comes I would watch it alone, preferably from the top of some sort of high hill/building to get a good view. I'm not going to miss the end of everything, it's probably going to look spectacular.

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

Can you say "Machete Rampage"?
Because thats what I do!
Hug and tell all my friends I love them (family too) and then go out swingin' and loppin' off heads!

 

[FPLOON]

Nothing I wouldn't do if it wasn't THE last day to begin with...
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I've just realized how "boring" my last day will be... (Probably should fuck the first person I see to "spice shit up", I think...)

 

[Alterego-X]

Repent sins. Go to church. Pray.

Hope that it's good enough just in case anyone's up there.

 

[krazykidd]

I'd probably kill myself. It would probably be less painful than whatever is coming .

Oh maybe try to kill myself by alcohol poisoning. I always wondered how much alcohol it takes to actually kill someone.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I'm gonna throw the rulebook out the window. Slap civilization in the face. Take life by the jaws. Make my final day in this world a declaration.

I'm gonna call out of work.

 

[Alexei F. Karamazov]

I'd probably kill this one fucker I know to get the satisfaction of doing something I couldn't do if the world weren't about to end.

After that, I'd meet up with my lady and spend the rest our short existences with each other.

Funny, this is starting to sound like the end of the first arc of SAO...